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Was feeling down.. so I had to remind myself who I am! 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
lol that Drax line still gets me, idk why.. it's just so dumb lol.
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Was feeling down.. so I had to remind myself who I am! 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
But why are you?!
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go watch happy tree friends in the kid accounts. 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
fuck that, he crossed the line.
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Current hair status 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Honestly, my hair really is getting close to this, just not parted the same.
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The best decoration 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
zomg so cute
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How did you know it? 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I can quit for months on end, I just like being drunk.
Pineapples are for when he's feeling kinky 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
pleasure and pain use mostly the same neural pathways, that's why Pavlov used a fucking bell, dumbass.
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Yes oh god yes 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Of course, I'll even let him chose the course as not to be coarse.
Do not question my state 27 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Vegas jacking off to themselves.
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Helltaker is a great free short indie videogame on Steam 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Maybe she's doing it on purpose.
Buffy repulsive true Grouse 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
That's Rihanna on meth.
What happens if you listen to the Beatles while painting 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
7/10, needs a walrus in a yellow submarine.
This is how people are gonna reinvent the TV after technological civilization collapses 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I used to be able to do this with Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. I could even put on little readings and do all the facial stuff and mannerisms.
Stupid snobbish Jellyfish 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I had a dream I got a pet tiger 2 nights ago. He got out and started murdering all the dogs in my neighborhood, like not even eating them, just murdering them. I had bought a cow for him to eat, but the cow just shat all over my LEGO sets.... then this lady came at me with a kitchen knife cuz the tiger murdered her dog. It was a weird ass dream.
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Blue waffle 53 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
tired cheeseburger
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Cold round imminent Raccoon 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Ironically, forcing people to wait to try alcohol, which some people do, increases alcoholism. The earlier you learn to respect it, the lower the chance of alcoholism.
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Freelance super sweating Flamingo 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
100kg is 100kg regardless.
Our teacher told us to get In groups and practise theses Shakespearean insults, I love 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Frothy fully-gorged harpy
clouted common-kissing clotpole/coxcomb
logger-headed hedge-born horned beast
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Unfortunate advertisements 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I don't care if it was an accident or not, that's hilarious.
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Flip flap flappy let's keep this comment section clean 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
waving around the firehose.
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It's been one of those days. I'm not imagining. I sympathize 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
he probably was, but that's not entirely true. The Romans' census records, to this day, remain incredibly accurate and Jesus himself doesn't show up. He should have, multiple times, but the census data was never collected on him. I'm not saying this proves anything against him existing, I'm just saying something sus happened. Wrong place of birth, didn't exist, wrong name (as Jesus wasn't even his name), torn out of the census later... all plausible. It's reported he might have gone to Alexandria during the parts of his life that aren't in the Bible, but he still would have shown up in the Roman census still, as the Romans loved their censuses as that's how they determined tax rates... and getting that shit right without a computer? Well, you take it seriously.
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"Croutons of Christ" 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
You accounted for the "water" weight twice, cuz we all know 5'10 Jesus didn't weigh 224 lbs.
Hard pill to swallow 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Perfection.
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This aged well .. 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I dunno if anyone would have committed to 2020 had we known.
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