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Cherish your friends everyone 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
mmo's do this. 4 of my good friends killed themselves and I only knew them from the internet. IRL I only know of a single friend who killed herself. It's such a shame; she was hilarious :/ GDI now I'm sad.
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Fillosuffee 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
you know what I see? I see a scared little child.
This week 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
the crater thing, if true, is cool af... and the worm thing isn't a shocker; look at octopi.
Angles 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
"proactive as a game changer" <---- this is some funny shit
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Cronch 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
bathroom was occupied for the night.
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Cronch 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I've been forced to lick one, which, to this day I consider child abuse lol.
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Cronch 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
lmfao this is brilliant... something i'd do if I worked in an office setting.
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Eminem is a fashion icon 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
call me a doctor!
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But still, they can come up with an alternative - the shower 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
they are supposed to be, but they obviously aren't.
Majestic 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
hey look it's the stalk eyed pink fuck.
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Left, right, or both? 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I'd watch scojay shove a watch up her ass.
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Inspiring 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
imagine that.
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But still, they can come up with an alternative - the shower 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
yeah, can def fuck on those beds lmao. What a silly thing for the Japanese to do. It doesn't even look like it would be uncomfortable lol.
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Tis' the season 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
not currently @memsgobrrr lol. That might change in a few hours.
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It's 2021 and Twitter peeps are still being racist 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
criteria for mass shooting is 4 or more people being shot at one location or very close locations. If enough time elapses it goes from mass shooting to serial murder. Killing is killing; all the labels are semantics.
edit: Murder is murder, there is a difference in killing w/ and w/o intent.
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It's 2021 and Twitter peeps are still being racist 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
How dare you insult the stalk-eyed pink fucks lmao
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Tis' the season 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
FUCK AND THEN TREAT.
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A man’s best friend 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I say we re-enact it in court, just to prove the dogs would actually rape him, if they do we laugh and give them a treat.
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But still, they can come up with an alternative - the shower 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
the beds didn't stop them.
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This is your sign to move away from home 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
It'll certainly show you who your true friends really are. I have 3 friends I'd travel across the country for, who'd also do the same for me. Pretty much everyone else is just friends in the sense we like to make jokes with each other or play video games or sports.
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Say one sentence that would trigger someone in any fanbase 22 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
lmao
edit: No I don't fear death
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Say one sentence that would trigger someone in any fanbase 22 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
The all female Ghostbusters is the greatest film ever made.
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Toxic masculinity &lt; Getting cucked by a bee 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Bee Movie is amazing; it's weird as fuck, but in the best way.
edit: imagine if you were on shrooms the first time you watch it. That shit would fuck with you for the rest of your life.
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Elmo keeping it real 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
SQUEEEEEEEEEAAAAALLLLLL
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