fuck that, i'm thrown on the ground at that point.
edit: I'M AN ADULT

considering i awoke to a call from a friend in NYC 40 min ago... from a place I haven't been in 14 years, can confirm, you are not alone.... in a good way, not general zod way.

when in doubt, look for the proper fungi, aye?

or the floor was cold and the cat was like "finally"

and then more snuggles! YAS

a dope tie that isn't flashy; put together proper can make all the difference; that's why I used to go to interviews in black and white with a silver tie. Just enough sparkle, but not attention grabbing enough for it to become a focal point; eye contact can easily still be maintained. Now I don't give a fuck and I'll wear my illuminati hoodie or my iron spider hoodie or my joker hoodie anywhere; no longer looking for interviews.

I'm sold.

"again".

the logic checks out.

Every time I see this I am subtly reminded of that scene in The Men Who Stare at Goats, when he jumps at the dude without his knives.

There are some very real applications for art majors; it's just you aren't creating art for yourself, you're doing it under strict orders of a company, which sucks balls.

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

I've had to save my fair share from such a situation. Usually they try to put their ass into me and tap my leg as like... a signal, and it's pretty easy to find some dumbass excuse to get em out of their focus. Actually met some good friends just making small chat after, feigning important things at first, then slowly actually getting to know them. It only ended up with me going back to her place twice, but that was never the point. I just am wise with protecc. I'd say the total number is around 15x it's happened.

How they were offered that, while also being that goddamn dumb reflects poorly on the boss's judgement.

Now this is a birb I'd happily co-captain an SS Minnow Johnson with.

Okay that's hilariously messed up.

GARY!