Drugs to pizza! 6 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
lmao
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*flicks tongue tactically* 12 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
monitors sorta just lay around anyway.... just don't try to pet it and you'll prolly be ok... if you get bit, go to the fuckin hospital immediately. It can't straight up eat you, so when you come back unharmed it'll be confused AF about you not dying and understand how futile it was. They actually are pretty smart... for lizards.
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Pink cowboy Morpheus 7 comments
Frenemies goal 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
If you don't have a friendly rival, what the fuck are you even doing with your life? It can be anything from chess to basketball to sword fights.... You make each other better.
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Drugs to pizza! 6 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
all the weed shall be smoked.... and then pizza.... plot twist, psychedelic mushrooms on the pizza
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TW Political meme! 6 comments
A Wise Investment 5 comments
Yeah, I Said It 5 comments
Keep his wife's hair out your mouth 10 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
I think he really did slap the shit out of him; they've had a beef for like 6 years. I don't think Chris Rock is going to hold a grudge about it, he knew why he got slapped.
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Power mutant ninja rangers 7 comments
Power mutant ninja rangers 7 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
this happens anytime I go to the movies with the homies on a friday...
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Good old F.U. 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
At least as not as bad as people pouring out perfectly good vodka that isn't even fucking made in russia; just give it to meeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Smol Octo 12 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
get sand in their ass crack and a sunburn and time to ponder why in the fuck they did it.
