My brother in-law said.. Why does the bunny rabbit with the walker have -6? 8 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
smh
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Know your customer 6 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
a blue deer would be magical, as would a green deer and a yellow deer.
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Those blinking lights are pretty convincing though 18 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
I did not know that, interesting.
edit: the rattlesnake thing doesn't surprise me, as there is a week long culling once a year. It's fucked up and total animal abuse. They get as many as possible, throw them together, measure them, play with them, chop their heads off, skin them, sell those, then eat them. The one good thing is some get milked to make anti-venin... If you somehow manage to get bit by a rattlesnake in TX though, you're an idiot and deserved it. You didn't hear the loud ass rattle form easily 50 feet away?
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edit: the rattlesnake thing doesn't surprise me, as there is a week long culling once a year. It's fucked up and total animal abuse. They get as many as possible, throw them together, measure them, play with them, chop their heads off, skin them, sell those, then eat them. The one good thing is some get milked to make anti-venin... If you somehow manage to get bit by a rattlesnake in TX though, you're an idiot and deserved it. You didn't hear the loud ass rattle form easily 50 feet away?
Those blinking lights are pretty convincing though 18 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
there are some people that get headaches from electromagnetism (it's super rare), but hopefully 5G could help them
Noooooes! 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
this has been known for while; from the bones you can tell where the muscles attached, which can tell you the form of the trachea, which can tell you roughly the sound range. And yeah, none of them we know of roared. Roaring is a horrible hunting technique anyway. Hi' I'm a T-Rex wit my boys a mile over here... It sounds cool in Jurassic Park, but for all practical purposes it makes zero sense. Now... something like a Parasaurolophus honking? That makes sense.
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Somewhat Successfully 3 comments
GENdeR iS bIolOGic 12 comments
GENdeR iS bIolOGic 12 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
in online games i just randomly use he or she or it to fuck with people. I meet to many people at such a rapid rate, I don't care anymore.
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Sus 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
ghostrider is the closest I can think, but it's still hilarious that just from the eyes you can 100% tell who it is.
edit: could be Pig... i didn't see the pig and i thought he was burned, not covered in mud.
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edit: could be Pig... i didn't see the pig and i thought he was burned, not covered in mud.
Louder than your mother last night 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
go outside to open it... you wouldn't light a firework indoors, would you?
Yeehaw 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
fun fact - when i was a kid and my step dad and mom bought this house, they made a booze bar... the sink was shaped like texas.... another fun fact- my ex-step dad is now in prison. Mom caught him jacking off to porn, he then married a grandma for her money and molested an underage girl. Karma mufucka! LOL
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The First Year Was Magical 5 comments
Such Wisdom, and Totally Legit too 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
Don't forget the time North Korea invaded Florida for the Panama papers by nuking Canada and launching a surprise attack through Mexicco.
edit: Mejico
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edit: Mejico
What a Difference a Few Words Can Make 5 comments
I felt a disturbance, like a million Italiaks crying out in pain 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
it wasn't just Italians, it's anyone who has ever eaten a pizza... so like, anyone over the age of 2.
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Look after your body. It's the only one you get 7 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
now that my back is healed, i'm slowly getting back, 300 sit uos, 300 push ups and 4 min of planks... the goal is 1500, 1500, 10 min, a jog, and around 200 curls (I can't over do it on the curls as I need room to move meh arms while hoopin.
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