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journalism 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
the spice planet directly influenced Tatooine.
journalism 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
yeah, it has a lot of influences.
journalism 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Luke.
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Tax funds being put to good use I see 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
They can just go sleep under the trees... or on the other side under the stars...
Darwin ain't no snitch 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
That's how you get children even more fucked up.... unless they do it enough they finally sterilize themselves.
This guy's face in a product catalog 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
is that a kid in there? I'd be makin that face as well; can't you see he's trying to have a grand time with two fine chicks?
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journalism 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Same with Star Wars. "The Chosen One", really? That doesn't scream messiah?
journalism 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
A ton of Star Wars is ripped straight from Dune.
What will 2022 bring? 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
JAGUAR SHARK.
Exactly how is this dude holding that drum?? 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
step one... cuz a hole in a box.. step two, put you junk in that box... step three... get her open to box.
My brother in-law said.. Why does the bunny rabbit with the walker have -6? 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
it's a cleveland browns helmet, which is orange/red instead of just being pure red. Which is weird.
Exactly how is this dude holding that drum?? 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
it's cock magic.
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Froggo Fun R #110 - High Hopes for Today 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
oh no no no, I'ma a rocketmaaaaan
Which one you choosing 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
lol
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A big *** you to anybody that says "with my mouth" 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
with my mouth.
Froggo Fun R #110 - High Hopes for Today 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
i'ma be hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh as a kite by then
Can Terry Bring Us Sweet Dreams, too? 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I hate flipping the pillow, it annoys me while all I wanna do is snooze. Sometimes i forgo the pillow and just sleep on my arm.
Coffee Art #44 - Hitting New Highs 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
i'd drink it... but you all already know that.
LOL 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
stop insulting autistic people. Florida is the state we gave a lobotomy.
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Bob Is Here 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Fuck you, Bob.
Which one you choosing 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I just had that same image in my head lmao..... i started laughing and was gonna comment it, but you beat me to it... for that... *pegs you with the holy hand grenade*
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I'm still standing 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
tis.
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Work so hard that your children have the best opportunities 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
if you own your own jet, why the fuck are you wearing a mask, dan? Just put one of those girls on your face.
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They also blamed Catholics, the Dutch, and miscellaneous other foreigners 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
as a texan, it's all mexico's fault.
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