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funkmasterrex


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How to draw a fish 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
"why do I have 4 eyes?... am I off the coast of Japan or in a lake near Chernobyl?"
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How to draw a fish 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
that fish looks horrified.
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Ukraine shifts recruitment pools 2014 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I realized yesterday i subconsciously learned spanish.. had an entire convo w/ my gardener and he could only speak spanish but I understood everything he said somehow. I can only understand, idk very many words, just counting and a few phrases.
Damn straight I fap to chess 19 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
rooks are total drag queens and bishops love going sideways. Pawns just want pussy and knights have bent cocks.
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Damn straight I fap to chess 19 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
wanna see me sum all that up in one word? "no."
Cool way to spend the day 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
refried bean dip only, as you can't put the can in a microwave or directly on a stove.... and then the skin.... ew...
Touch me like you touch your controller 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I pound mine against the wall.
Smallnon 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
in other words, we r the dumb
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My dad asked me if I wanted an egg sandwich. I'm not even mad, this is genius! 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
at least it wasn't a shart; stay safe.
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You Can Do It 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
puts the ass in astley
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Keep on shoveling 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
paying for commercials has always been dumb as fuck unless you're the network.
Kim Kardashian poses for Paper magazine 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Randy is a fucking inspiration... it's even green.... now that's tegridy.
Froggo Fun R #113 - Accuracy 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
yo, my frogga.
Life comes at you fast 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
plz tell me that's the real elon... that is hilarious.
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Woman moment 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
My current gf is out of town to help with covid (a nurse), she set up a 3some w/ her friend 2 days before she had to go, told me if I need to get anything to call her friend and she'll call me when she's off to keep our chats going. I love her.
Woman moment 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
it was his bday gift; should have joined in.
I'm more of a zeppelin guy myself 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
there's just something about them... helicopters have a spesho coolness.
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Who said I love you now? 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
no delight there.
Nope nope nope nope nope nope 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
and not many drugs are wasted in FL
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Nicki Minaj cousins friend walking around Trinidad like 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
just gonna give myself a little bit of cancer!
2-day is a special day 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
ok YoHRa
Silly Fedboy thinking he can stop them 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
fucking fedboys
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You Can Do It 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I got it LOL
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