How to draw a fish 4 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
"why do I have 4 eyes?... am I off the coast of Japan or in a lake near Chernobyl?"
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Ukraine shifts recruitment pools 2014 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
I realized yesterday i subconsciously learned spanish.. had an entire convo w/ my gardener and he could only speak spanish but I understood everything he said somehow. I can only understand, idk very many words, just counting and a few phrases.
Damn straight I fap to chess 19 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
rooks are total drag queens and bishops love going sideways. Pawns just want pussy and knights have bent cocks.
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Damn straight I fap to chess 19 comments
Cool way to spend the day 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
refried bean dip only, as you can't put the can in a microwave or directly on a stove.... and then the skin.... ew...
Touch me like you touch your controller 2 comments
Keep on shoveling 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
paying for commercials has always been dumb as fuck unless you're the network.
Kim Kardashian poses for Paper magazine 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
Randy is a fucking inspiration... it's even green.... now that's tegridy.
Life comes at you fast 3 comments
Woman moment 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
My current gf is out of town to help with covid (a nurse), she set up a 3some w/ her friend 2 days before she had to go, told me if I need to get anything to call her friend and she'll call me when she's off to keep our chats going. I love her.
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I'm more of a zeppelin guy myself 4 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
there's just something about them... helicopters have a spesho coolness.
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Nope nope nope nope nope nope 2 comments