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vacuum 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
You wanna play mommy do you? Happy birthday!
Fillosuffee 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
and those that only listen to ideas that reinforce their own belief system.
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obo 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
it looks like a makeshift dj device with the input being the calculator.
Some times nothing is better than something 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
smh... if you don't know, the greatest mathematician that has lived was from india... and even he couldn't really explain how he knew the things he did... he chalked it up to gods and it took like 60 years before we started to realize his theorems were right. It took our first super computers and some of the smartest people in existence at the time.
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It's Ariana Grande 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
LMAO.. be careful, will might come and slap you
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US soldiers looking for WMDs in Iraq 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
The curse of iraq wmd's... brought to you by the history channel
US soldiers looking for WMDs in Iraq 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
"it's been 20 years! I'm sick of this fucking comb! This war is older than my fucking kid!"
Damn straight I fap to chess 19 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I should have said bishops love going diagonally, just had a brain fart... but you get it.
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And many, many more 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
the french and english alone fought each other in open warfare for over 100 years. What a fucking moron.
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yes 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
with enough confidence you don't have to do; you just need to assert the fact that you easily can.
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Venezuela 2.0 incoming 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
If it starts impacting their bottom line, they might actually do it.
Venezuela 2.0 incoming 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Cuz they are assholes and fear the civilians getting weapons and fucking up their poorly trained army. Putin can't live with such a humiliation; his ego would resort to WW3 and nuclear war before that. Again, this is a job for the russian mafia. Get a guy close enough, and just murk Putin (preferably an old guy, as he's lived a life and will seem more trustworthy). Double tap his ass where the spine meets the skull, then put one in the back of his skull at point blank range for good measure. Fuck an open casket.
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Walk like that due to c0ckbig-19 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
A lot of athletic people, football players especially, learn ballad. It helps with balance and stretching, preventing cramps, and it requires amazing footwork.
I’m feeling pretty brave. Will post proof 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
fuck a pineapple with a condom on as not to get acidic juices in your pee hole.
Haha yes 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
my dad used to say peace meant being the guy with a bigger stick. - Tony Stark... or something like that, might be slightly off
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Had me there 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
we're all dying.
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Home can be whatever you need 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
one of the greatest scenes ever. When the entire audience, time after time goes "wtf", that's goal accomplishment.
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Have you thought about the Cambrian explosion? 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
We're here to europa ur mom.
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Oh, that actually sounds like an upgrade 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
i'd totally go with 95 if the speed kept up... i hate 8 and i hate 11 even more
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Life comes at you fast 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
lmao what a prankster
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Let's not turn it back on again 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
there's also a second triangle on the opposite side of the earth. I blame china. i kid, idkwtf causes it.
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Bestest boi level 9000 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
if you're a tank in FF14 and get 3,000 player commendations, you get mounts like this. Only tanks get them, which is fucked up.... where's my mount for getting 3k commendations on dragoon?
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I would watch the heck out of this 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
inept losers, that would just prove Kal-el right; humans are fucking idiots. I'd watch the shit outta that.
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Oh no guys… oh no 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
dear mama in my ass.