AKA Immortal Tempo

funkmasterrex


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90's kids moving the tv to another room 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I had to move mine a few times; cat would try and hide and get stuck.
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I'm more of a zeppelin guy myself 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
big fan ftw
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Fillosuffee 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
football wouldn't work; neither would polo
Damn straight I fap to chess 19 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I know... hence why it's such a compliment o_O
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An exception to be made 25 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
NOOOOOOOOO we fight to the death or 11 points or until the final horn sounds! I also forgot about strategy... if you are genius enough you can make a living off just fucking with people in the head.
Silly Fedboy thinking he can stop them 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
femboy fed girls
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He's just kitten around 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
a literal cat burglar.
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This has kept me going in difficult times 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I took an opiod once, and the constipation told me never again. Now I smoke weed or just bear the sheer agony of w/e hurts.
My local Burger King the other night 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
"fuck this place, I'm out"
Pregnancy books nowadays are something else! 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
what the actual fuck did i just read and why did i read it?
Thanks for finding it, miss 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I'd buy her a drink just for returning it.
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How many other lives have I been told by the council? 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
talk about getting fucked up. There's also.... I forget the name of the city, but Mansa Musa ruled it, left to go to Mecca, bankrupted that city, but also Alexandria and Cairo along the way by giving away gold and tanking prices.
Dammit, Marilyn! Not in front of the Democratic Party! 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
forgot about about the golden rule... it's okay in a 3 way
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An exception to be made 25 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I'd say the best part of sports are the intangibles; teamwork, perseverance, respect, sheer will through practicing something over and over; not so much the scoreboard. The physical development is a nice bonus, but if you can't handle it mentally, it shows. Look at how fucked up most professional athletes are, mentally. It's not a coincidence... even Jordan had his 2 years of "wtf are you doing?" though in hindsight what and why he did it makes some sense.
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An exception to be made 25 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
er, public phone... still fucked up. I had to have ask students to borrow a phone, then call my mom, leave a message, then have her call my friends to come pick me up cuz i got lost on halloween cuz my gumby outfit was so dope everyone wanted a pic
An exception to be made 25 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
state colleges, totally different story. You can have a 4.3, an uncle that was a professor at the school and still not get in because one HS teacher disagreed with you. I'm looking at you Mrs. fucking Grisham.... and I'm looking at you UT.... did you know UT's communications building doesn't even have a phone? HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT!?
An exception to be made 25 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Usually Harvard basketball players also got all A's in their AP classes.
Better to do it right 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
i like to pace around for no fucking reason.
Protip: It already is 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
well considering gotham is NYC... uh... doy
Soviet propaganda pamphlet from 1956 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I'm sorry but this is fucking funny.
Damn straight I fap to chess 19 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
daww that's such a compliment coming from you :D
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Fillosuffee 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
sometimes i wanna play basketball in space... that would be such a strange experience.
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It's not an addiction bro I just do it every morning without fail 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
You can't become physically addicted to weed... psychologically? Yes. You can also become psychologically addicted to sniffing moth bolls. You can become psychologically addicted to nearly anything.
edit: on 4/20 I had a bowl loaded in my bong and never got around to smoking it... I smoked some heavy CBD hemp with my pipe instead. I only smoke when my bff offers me a few tokes now... or if it's stuff i grew myself. I can't grow at the moment, as I have vacations to go on and I don't trust anyone with meh plants.
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90's kids moving the tv to another room 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I had a 48 incher downstairs, the goddamn thing needed wheels to move. The thing was awesome though, coming home after basketball practice + extra games at the rec, either putting on seinfeld, everybody loves raymond or nba games... and then doing some homework before I passed out (i tended to do most my homework in class except essays.. and that was just so I could get everything else done fast and sleep)
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90's kids moving the tv to another room 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
these kids don't even know. My 28 inch in 1995 weighed more than my 50 inch today.
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