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Nothing to see here folks, move along 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
i watched clips.
Nothing to see here folks, move along 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
not with her tone, nor how he took it. You can see it in their body language.
An exception to be made 25 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
lol back in middle school we beat a team 97-7 in basketball.. it was merciless... we never wen't haha about it until back in the locker room. It was downright cruel lol. And yeah, between showing up teachers, putting a dude with claustrophobia in an elevator, playing our DSs in econ class just for everyone to cheat off me, playing rollie chair basketball with crumpled paper for hours, doing an entire computer class in 2 weeks so I could leave early and play super smash bros w/ the bros... going to english class drunk.... and that's just the tip lol.
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An exception to be made 25 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I got one.... normal OT rules in the NFL. Cuz WTF.
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An exception to be made 25 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
that would be fun af... and yeah we did the brawl thing throughout HS... you'd get your ass kicked and chewed out by coach if you tried it... that naturally carried over to the rec. He always said you're also playing against the refs, so don't expect a call.
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We are just a part of the sizzle of light between periods of seemingly never ending 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
the big bounce theory? not likely... the distance seems too much to overcome. I'll never say never on that one though, simply because until we can see before the big bang we have no fucking clue. Heat death seems far more likely.
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Even at that, I think it might be a bit overpriced 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
it's $80 for a carton; those some NYC prices 15 years ago.
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Americans have a wierd view on race issues 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
just a lil bit lol
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Fillosuffee 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
lol or just fuck around.
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Trick or Treating ain't all that 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I love kinky chicks on Halloween, it's always wild.
Nothing to see here folks, move along 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
next time don't put them in the microwave, randy.
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Nothing to see here folks, move along 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
she's already admitted to hitting him and calling him a baby for taking it... case fucking closed.
Coffee Art #47 - Coff-Eeveelutions 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
leafeon def has mint in it. Flareon has some fireball whiskey, Glaceon is chilled, Umbreon is straight black, Vaporeon is watered down. Pixieon has a bunch of sugar added.
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Coffee Art #47 - Coff-Eeveelutions 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
ok that's badass
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Tell me again why *** isn't trash? 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
what the fuck. This is top 5 worst things I've ever seen.
Americans have a wierd view on race issues 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I'm half irish half german, would that make me irigerx? That just sounds wrong.
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Lemme tell you 'bout that 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I've missed them
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Four cats 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
ngl that was actually hard to spot.
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It’s usually a red truck too 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
you can tell by the axle, if it's straight, smol penis, if it's like an x, they actually use the suspension and actually use the fact it's raised... so they know what's up... normal to big pennis.
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You slept with one of them 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
same. The tomboy was way more fun.
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Even at that, I think it might be a bit overpriced 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
seriously, the price of my cigs have jumped $3 per pack. Wtf.
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Tehno heika banzai 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
This is how you instill fear.
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An exception to be made 25 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I was thinking about basketball and football, how you can run 7 man games in football, any combination of numbers up to 5 in basketball, and can adjust how much a basket is worth. Depending on numbers changes the strat. I once kicked my friends asses 1 on 5, which is hard to do because they can triple team you and guard the rim for rebounds while you have no one to help you get a pick, so you have to dribble them into each other to get open and you can't' miss the shot after. It was make it, take it, and we ignored 7-0 skunk, so I won 11-0.
Fillosuffee 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
volleyball would be fun AF