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funkmasterrex


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Buy Borrow Die goes *brrrrrr* 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Putin is the richest man in the world... or was pre-war. Elon is doing it with stocks, and he'll have to pay taxes on that.
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Why??? 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
lol
Why??? 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
maybe he should just shoot himself.
He didn't know Prince Zuko was skilled with broadswords 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
we can build our own cuckoo's nest!
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An exception to be made 25 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
a* lol and def
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Ah sweet, man-made horrors beyond my comprehension 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
*walks away slowly*
based 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
the "go fuck yourself" had me loling... cuz it's true. Only people in power want wars.... the average citizen doesn't want to fight, they just wanna chill.
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Haiti had to pay 150 million francs for France to recognize Haiti’s independence 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
and most of the houses are built from concrete to protecc from the canes.
He didn't know Prince Zuko was skilled with broadswords 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
that's was my immediate thought as well. We got problems @cakelover .... like... mentally.
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Choose 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
100% this. After cuddles let him sit atop your head.
How to end racism 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I call a mix of sky blue, teal, and forest green.
You better be hydrating 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
that's not a bad thing.
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You better be hydrating 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I drink 2 glasses of water a day b4 i get my drinking started. Gotta look out for your health.
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Finally found its calling 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
or eat everyone.
Finally found its calling 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
and if it gets pissed it can just toss the goal.
Still waiting for a Steam coin to invest in 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
what a dope cat.
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I’m saved 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
the anchors of spectrum news 1... doomed I am.
I am notorious for being dum 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
it's not a full day unless i say something fucking retarded and then laugh so hard I cry a lil.
Those damn zoomer snowflakes couldn't handle it 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Wow. Just wow.
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No jokes please! Take this seriously 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
SS Minnow Johnson.
Potatoes! 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
these just get hilariously worse until the last, which is downright terrifying... and no, not you, terry the shark.
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I want to be that patient! 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
LOL wtf
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An exception to be made 25 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I'll never forget 9/11... I knew everything would change the moment I saw it. I saw classmates turn white out of shock. We didn't do anything that day besides watch the news. As a kid who traveled solo a lot, it was so obvious what was about to happen. I remember trying to get off aa delta flight by crawling under people lol... if I pulled that shit after 9/11 i'd be detained.
An exception to be made 25 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
that one was middle school, the prior was high school.
An exception to be made 25 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
the world was simpler. 9/11 hadn't happened yet, social media, while existed, wasn't prevalent, and half our phones still had cords. I remember talking w/ my gf until we both passed out and then waking up and the line was still open... I awoke her and we just continued talking. Those were the times.