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funkmasterrex


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You designed the weird ass vector processors 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
my copy of the last samurai is still fucking stuck in my ps3. You can't make that shit up.
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I want a Harrier too 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
i'd take that shit personally as well.
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Kinda gay 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
bi gf ftw.... let her have her fun and let me have my fun.
Love yourself, damnit! 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I love how sonic is all wtf?
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The Bay View massacre 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
thanks for making me physically ill while i'm groggy. Cool FUCK PLAN.
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I'm 21 gosh darnit, these yungens will be the enda me 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
what the fuck is bussing? I'm too lazy. fun fact: my uncle spoke into our family group chat w/ acronyms and nobody had a fucking clue as to what he was saying, not even me... I got 2 out of about 10 wrong, it was amazing.
pod 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
now we have a record for a public court; dumbass. I kid, <3
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Soggy bacon brain 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
advanced brains, iin our timeline of evolution are actually really fucking weird. It's like there was a moment when, as a species we said fuck the body, evolve the mind... and used neuro connections to do so. Bacon is too salty for that; it was aliens.
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Coffee Art #52 - You Wanna Know How I Got This Coffee? 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I really don't.
I heard it was a cop bar 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
side note: i just threw up in mouth a bit simply imagining the waffle. That's straight up pstd.
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I heard it was a cop bar 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I was born in 89... so i wasn't even fucking 1.... and fuck the blue oyster, you see that shit while going down, RUN it'll turn into a waffle and kill you.
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Mine's Detective Horse, Of Course Of Course 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
regular raccoon 100%. ol' greg if regular raccoon weren't there.
Where Are They?! 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
i still love seeing penguins, they are so silly while on land.
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Imma do this 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
into the valley of death we ride. At least the horses are oblivious.
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It appeals to the male fantasy! 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
bruh
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It appeals to the male fantasy! 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Every dude Irl i know has accidently done this. Hell, it happened to me yesterday, and i'm in 2 relationships -_-.... she was just that effing hot.
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Unrepentant 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Sounds about right.... and then you wanna hit the cat, but you know you can't.
How to end racism 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
patches that blend into each other. It's sorta hard do describe, my teenage bedroom used to have it... it was a hard paint job, but my walls had texture, which made it slightly easier. I also had a black lights instead of normal ones and huge fake palm tree lol... it was so dope.
Sep 9th :) 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Mr. T, Biggie Smalls, sadly jeffery dahmer. There's a lot more, but w/e.
selfawareness 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Not the best place, but they still have their right to their own politics... as much as I think they are moronic retarded drones.
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Imma do this 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Oh it would be so far beyond violent.
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Amazon delivery options getting a bit weird 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Not since I tried it when I was like 15. I was a teen doing stupid shit.
Coffee Art #50 - PSY (Gangnam Style Guy) 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
it's a funny fucking song.
The 5 Commandments of Honda 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
FEAR THE SKID DEMON.
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