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Soggy bacon brain 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
That is an amazing analogy, or anal orgy, w/e. But the brain has almost superhuman abilities to rewire itself to keep itself working... almost like it's thinking... oof.
edit: not an insult, just making jokes cuz my brain told me too.
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The Greek hero Bionicles 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
no thanks,
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Always up for a good stew 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
is he dating hobbits?
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The Greek hero Bionicles 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
this takes me back.
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Take some time off, even if it's just five minutes 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
when I said I was proud of myself
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If only there were some patterns on show here 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
lol yep
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If only there were some patterns on show here 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
down 3, over 4... dude straight up looks like a villain.
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Breaking biceps 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
when you're movin all that meth you gotta come prepared
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Take some time off, even if it's just five minutes 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
literally 7 hrs ago.
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Froggo Fun R #121 - I See This Frog Is Gansta 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
bum bum bum bum as i walk through the valley of death...
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If we're doing this, we're doing it right 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
this is a no brainer, of course i push the button.
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Trees scare and confuse the rеdditor 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
what a fucking moron.
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Just put the hours on the sign 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
what a fucking waste of time.
When they said it was dark I thought they meant the storyline 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
ya. colin was 100% unrecognizable. Also agreed on everything else.
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Soggy bacon brain 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
technically it named everything.
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If culture could make you change your orientation I'd be straight 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
what the actual fuck.
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Anxiety and trust issues mostly but also hyperfocus 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
a massive boner... which is weird as he has no dick.
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When they said it was dark I thought they meant the storyline 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
the lighting was really dark, but that was the point. 2nd best batman movie ever. My list goes TDK, The Batman, The Dark Knight returns pt 1 and 2, and TDK rises <----simply because nolan nailed bane and catwoman, the actual end fight sequence sucked balls.
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SW Day 89 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
ouch, why you assault me like dat?
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Mine's Detective Horse, Of Course Of Course 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
would you like some baileys?
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"I am a god, you dull creature!" 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
i once had to put a tick in the oven for over an hr.. after 20 min i was sure it would be dead... it was not.,, so i roasted the fuckface.
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Capitalism's best feature is profiting from your dislike of capitalism 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
that's how you spot the spy... duhhh
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Indian App: "Be more White because Brown people are horrid" 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
strange thing i tend to gravitate towards darker women. It's nothing racial, it's a subconscious tendency. My gf is about as white as one can get without going albino
Oops 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
So pick it up.
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Open up nibba 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I AM THE DANGER.
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