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Just got home from WDW! May the 4th be with y’all! 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
did you stop by universal and also go on the velocicoaster? If not, go back right now, best coaster ever. It has this long corkscrew that spins you and makes you feel weightless at the same time... it's how i'd imagine space would be. I know you can achieve weighlessness with a camelback hill, but this was just so much different.
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Could save a life 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
a man is probably more likely to assault the uber driver... either sexually or physically.
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The Greek letters smile in the background 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
so the same thing can be applied to different parameters.
edit: wait for limits. That shit gets bonkers.
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They do be chillin all the time 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
chillin like a villain
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Is nothing sacred? 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
we should make a petition and a gofundme for the dude that has to put his dick in tucker carlson's mouth
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Surprise 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
this had me laughing way longer than it should have
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Career change 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
if they didn't have freaking talons this would be awesome.
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Libertarians be like 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
both of them were also made much longer and fatter and moved much faster.
Oh shit bro 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
in the positive sense it's being fine with your body and who you are
Shark Wars Episode VI: Return of the Terry 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
this is true and it's fucking insane how creative they are.
edit: over here using technic pieces as leaves. wtf?
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Shark Wars Episode VI: Return of the Terry 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
you really don't want me sharing my thoughts... but i get the may the 4th slide
Oh shit bro 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
that's being self-conscious in the positive sense.
One of the realist 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
cuz he had pstd and while courageous, he would cower before summoning his courage
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Always 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
gdi now ima have to nap in an airport... er... spaceport... wtf ever fuck you i'm cranky
TW Political meme! 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
sure, as I guess my 2nd is more of a side chick. It's gotten a bit crazy real fast... sometimes they call me Gator.
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Why indeed? 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
what the fuck did i just read? lol
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Libertarians be like 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
that's a tiny anaconda... if it bites, who cares, just saw it's head off and pus some alcoholic hand sanitizer on the bite to disinfect it. or just don't piss it off and let it chill in your lap; it'll enjoy the warmth. they don't need to hold themselves in water til they get about 8ft, but then you can just give them a warm bath.
Anya peanuts ga suki 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
taylor-joy O _ O
Froggo Fun R #123 - Frog Wars Episode IV: A New Hop 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
a new hop lmao
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TW Political meme! 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
can my gf and i join? I'm thinking like... iceland or new zealand.
It's Morbin time 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
fuck morbius, i'm moon knight mufucka!
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Awkwardness Is the Path to the Dark Side 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
suffering leads to hate
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Why indeed? 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
also, this happens a lot.... you can find nearly any movie on a porn site if you search enough.
Why indeed? 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
sometimes it just pops up in the insta-feed on the homepage.
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What a Strange Quote 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
and Wong kills Draco
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