Happy Mother's Day y'all 8 comments
Good advice 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
seriouslsy.... just when i think i've seen peak wtf i see some shit like this.
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TW: Requires Deep Thought 5 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
oh, they aren't pissing. still that would be funny as fuck before you get arrested.
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TW: Requires Deep Thought 5 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
there are worse spots to piss... like on an airplane seat when someone gets up to go piss and you piss on their seat.
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Right man at the wrong time I guess 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
i hate that it's called theoretical.. people assume it's a hypothesis. Hypothetical physics, sure,,, but what the fuck, learn your words,
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Anon likes sucking balls 3 comments
And the most useless water-type is… 2 comments
You gotta be faithful if you wanna make it 3 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
imagine him reading this.. i'd immediately go fuck a sorority sister and then break up with her. If she had asked and i met the dude, maybe,
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Just gotta keep them in their place 10 comments
The Domestication of Animals, 13 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
all i know if I had a horse and it broke it's leg in a way i knew it had no chance and had to put it down, i'm eating as much of it as I can.
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The Domestication of Animals, 13 comments
Just got home from WDW! May the 4th be with y’all! 13 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
i went in nov, found a dude that would sell me edibles (it's only medical in FL iirc) while buying booze... so i was stoned while on the ride lol... also outside magic kingdom you could tell a bunch of people were smoking.... overheard this lady ask her partner what the smell was, his response, deadpan "weed, you prude" lmao
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and now i'm cracking up.