Ah, that's how they do it 12 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
it's also dragged out by a specific big fucking boat and then anchored.
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He he he 7 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
depends on the time and circumstances; like if someone family suddenly died, they should be given time off for a few... if they ask 2 weeks in advance cuz they are going to cabo, sure.. if they let you know they are going to cabo a day in advance, fire their ass.
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Demonology practice 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
these are the worst, you feel like you just got out a massive log and it turns out you squirted out a pebble.
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Sad lyfe 3 comments
bees 5 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
fried bees! just a slight coating and bam they are protein powered popcorn
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weed 5 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
the fuck you takin my box for?! I'm willing to do a time share and we can bounce sleeping hours
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The little Dog that could... 3 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
she lost the game of largest cunt of all time. Had she killed him, she'd would have won that shitty award.
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It's true 3 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
i can think of two more; laughing our asses off at something stupid and unconditional love.
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bees 5 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
the larvae are dank, can eat them raw or fry them so they glaze, then a lil cayenne works.
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Just got home from WDW! May the 4th be with y’all! 13 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
let's not lie, everything there is awesome. I don't think i got a pic of the chewy, but it was so fucking random lol
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aissuR ot (llabtaem fo dnik a) stoggaf gnidnes stirB 32 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
it appears you have hater stalking you, don't worry, i countered it. Like a downvote means anything anyways... so trivial.
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I just like the phrase my brother in christ 6 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
it's freaking easy to get a big tit goth... just smoke with them and make them laugh then ask them out after a few cigs. Hell that works for any woman that smokes if you can show you try and take care of yourself. A lardass? No.
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Just got home from WDW! May the 4th be with y’all! 13 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
the one with the screen right next to the gigantic falcon? lol when i was there there was a random chewy walking around under it and hiding like he was bigfoot... it was so freaking stupid and yet still hilarious
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aissuR ot (llabtaem fo dnik a) stoggaf gnidnes stirB 32 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
that was crazy descriptive. All you had to say was "yes, it has multiple meanings, including a stack of sticks" lol... I never knew about the boarding school thing, so that was interesting. As for cigs being called fags, a stick on fire kinda fits perfectly so why not?
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Types of Genocidal Regimes 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
just remember if you gonna commit a war crime know the people you're around, snitches get stiches.
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A surprise to be sure, but an accurate one 2 comments
aissuR ot (llabtaem fo dnik a) stoggaf gnidnes stirB 32 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
faggots have multiple meanings... it used to be a stack of wood sticks. Idk if this post is true, but if so it's a hilarious "go fuck yourself" lol
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Happy Mother's Day y'all 8 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
lol nah she's worked in tech for likw 40 years, she knows what's up. Hell shes more addicted to her phone than i am... but i tend to never take my phone when i go out... I know this city like the back of my hand, if my car ever breaks down i know exactly what to do and where the nearest gas station is. When I go to a new place i'll take it w/ me and drive around for an hr or so getting familiar with the area and then not take it with me. The exception is amusement parks and Austin. I didn't do the drive as I didn't have my car, and I got drunk with friends, then was taking picture with people and i wandered around all night trying to find my friends' apartment, eventually tried the communications building at the UT campus, no fucking phone. I just took a nap until someone came along and let me borrow there phone, so i called my mom to call my friend, then went back to my nap.
You will? 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
i remember my dad ripping 3 of my baby teeth out.... he got some twine, tied it and yanked because did so hard 2 other teeth popped out.
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