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>_> 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
and it's an insane amount of money, the one time i needed an ambulance it cost roughly 11k. That's pure price gouging. There's no way a stabilizer, their pay and a 20 min drive costs that much... I mean hell, i could still fucking walk when i needed it, just wasn't gonna risk driving. I didn't even need any drugs. When i got to the hospital they just stapled where i split my head open back together and let my sleep in the hallway on a bed.
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entitled 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I'd do this for a random male as well. They might not be entitled to help, but damn if i'ma have if on my conscious if they get hurt and i could have easily helped.
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1,000,000 US dollars is 102,000,000 ruble 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
the russian mafia can handle it. You don't even need the bounty... if anything that would just increase security around him.
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Zzzz 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
i got back from the multiverse of madness and all i can say is what the actual fuck.
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Smol brian 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
might as well go to norcal and wander around in a bigfoot outfit (which would be fuckin funny af
Zzzz 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
oof thanks for the nightmare fuel.
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Be careful about arguing. Some people are stupid 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
i was drunk >_>
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Be kind! Destroy the system! 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
high five very naice
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Are you ready to find out? 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Arya over her gonna murder everyone.
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Zzzz 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
i had the trippiest dreams last night... it was like i was on shrooms but wasn't... i was playing video games in my head while getting a bj and suddenly every blackhead my nose has ever had came back and i squished em and out came froth. It was fucked up and i'm still not over it.
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Smol brian 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
ok, get your own clean water, liter, and build your own fucking roads.
Fillosuffee 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
i r bratwurst
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Be careful about arguing. Some people are stupid 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
is wayne brady gonna have to smack a bitch? I'm have to get up out my car and smack a bitch.
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Be kind! Destroy the system! 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
lol i should have read first, as we both started saying the same thing, ironically, leading me to genuinely say i'm sorry.
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Be kind! Destroy the system! 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
as long as you realize you are wrong,, otherwise it's just semantics.
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It's like Evolving but Backwards 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
we're both right.
It's like Evolving but Backwards 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Pterosaurs (/ˈtɛrəsɔːr, ˈtɛroʊ-/;[5][6] from Greek pteron and sauros, meaning "wing lizard") were flying reptiles of the extinct clade or order Pterosauria. They existed during most of the Mesozoic: from the Late Triassic to the end of the Cretaceous (228 to 66 million years ago[7]). Pterosaurs are the earliest vertebrates known to have evolved powered flight. Their wings were formed by a membrane of skin, muscle, and other tissues stretching from the ankles to a dramatically lengthened fourth finger
It's like Evolving but Backwards 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
tis a funny birb, but pterosaurs, even though the did, were still reptiles. It gets super strange, as you have warm blooded dinosaurs, dinosaurs that are feathered, then proto-birbs then birbs... and then feathered tyrannosaurs that most likely chirped instead of roared.
It's like Evolving but Backwards 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
birds didn't evolve from flying reptiles.
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Don’t let her fool us all 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
let the space monster enjoy her damn coffee lol
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Jongo McHarrison 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
that's john elway.
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Froggo Fun R #129 - Summer Fashion 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
boys, were goin out in style
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Anyone know? 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
courage, the cowardly dog.
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Ah, that's how they do it 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
and lmao karboll.
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