That would be nice 22 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
i met one of the finest women i've ever seen today, legs for days and we flirted for like 2 hrs
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Tuxedos to the rescue 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
they boys don't give a fuck. If we could we'd be wearing t-shirts and basketball shorts and be comfy af.
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"I gots to tell da bors about dis!" 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
I am the night! cuz if i were day jfc... it looks like he just baptized and the water temp rose 100 degrees. poor water.
bible 12 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
my tv trays say go fuck yourself. not my words, just... they said that.
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Every day 3 comments
They absolutely should’ve kept them together 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
"go fuck yourself"' says the parrot.... i can't get that outta my head now... or "dicks and balls! reeeeeeeeeeee"
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>_> 10 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
as for the kids, yeah i loved my childhood, but at this point i'd rather get snipped than have one in this fucked up world... even if I tripled my worth... i know what a shithead I was as a kid and i can't deal with that.
>_> 10 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
as for an ambulance costing 1k here, won't happen.. it was 11k after insurance, so before it would have been 19k min... which is even crazier. I guess the 8k savings is nice, but it's still fucking ridiculous
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>_> 10 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
I have no problem with the doctors, all I'm saying is it took 5 min, which i'd be happy to pay 50 dollars for and ignore the insurance. An 11k ambulance ride is ridiculous, i'da happily given those guys a grand each cuz i know they get paid shit.... giving up that much to an insurance company is badshit insane, as it defeats why paying for health insurance is a thing.
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1,000,000 US dollars is 102,000,000 ruble 4 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
lol making it yuan would be hilarious.... causing a war between them so we ain't gotta do shit.
You got a license for that portal? 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
uh... she literally has america in her name.... in any case, the movie was insane.
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Which doge are you today 1 comments
That's some next level irony right there 5 comments
Aged like fine milk 4 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
overall she was still wrong af when gta5 can go make 800 mil in a day and a billion in 3... that outpaces avengers endgame and avatar.
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Finally found Mew 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
I remember that card... it was with the movie promo... and it's funny there is an illuminati sign there.
Toad for me 10 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
i race as yoshi, always... also usually smash bros w/ him and toss eggs at people... or shit them out over a cliff or headbutt them. Plus yoshi has great jumping.
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Smol brian 15 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
zuckerberg bought his own island,,, be like him besides being a dick alien.