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This is crazy. 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
that might be the best use of that expression ever.
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Airplane-imported mangoes? Not even once! 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
tired, but ok.. it's from a chappelle's show sketch. tyronne goes on fear factor and wins... in the process he eats a horse's dick.
Boiningnmgng 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
somehow i totally understood.
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Well it is relevant 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
that thing got fucked up.... prolly flew into a window
Follow up to the airplane video 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
no he just nibbled the ear a lil
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Potatoes! 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
lol
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Airplane-imported mangoes? Not even once! 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
mmm horse penis joe rogan.
Y'all like dinosaurs? 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
lol
What did OP think cats do at night? 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
that's one good thing about outdoor cats, they hunt at night and you ain't gotta deal with their shit.
What did OP think cats do at night? 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
they run around screaming at ghosts and paw at you for food they decide not to eat... they basically turn into midnight crackheads.
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The last escape 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
that's fucked up.
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Putin is a genius 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Finland and Sweden and Ukraine are all gonna be in NATO before this is over... Putin went full retard; you never go full retard.
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Potatoes! 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
coulda just said "idiots with confidence", but whatever... you know i love it when you go on a rampage explaining something.
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How are you today 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
i'm ok, you ok bro?
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Airplane-imported mangoes? Not even once! 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
it's tyronne!
Y'all like dinosaurs? 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
if you don't like dinosaurs then fuck you and your sister.
This is my bf 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
say it.... see if they can keep a straight face.
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peta gets more stupid by the second 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
it's horrifying; they are straight up assholes
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SW Day 110 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I was about to say, that was him being nice.
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#believeallwomen 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
as hot as she is i would never want to be within a mile of her.... she's in the contest for biggest bitch in the galaxy. Maybe elon can build her a personal spaceship and send her off to like... pluto.
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peta gets more stupid by the second 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
fucking llamas and shit... it gets weird quickly.
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peta gets more stupid by the second 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
that's for dogs... for some reason they particularly hate dogs.
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Good morning sirs 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
the US actually has an oil surplus; the inflation is coming from other countries due to the shipping of goods; microchips especially
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peta gets more stupid by the second 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
PETA, again, can go fuck themselves.
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SW Day 109 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
not exactly true, a grey jedi can use force lightning sometimes