fuck that, that's how you get your drink stolen and a dick waved in your face.

i'm happy drunk so the birds would prolly chill on my head and shoulders and yell "no fuck you" from there... what would be even funnier is if i could get them to go poop on angry drunks, but birds can't control when the poop.

i can't flex, my arm fell asleep.

oh yeah, forsure. Minimizing damage is what we can do, but that also shouldn't be our sole goal and drive us all crazy and annoy each other, cuz then we'd be doing more of the damage that we would be trying to manage.

That last part "it just isn't possible to live without hurting" <--- truth... that's part of mother nature, and it the sooner it's accepted, the easier it gets; it's still hard if you focus on it, but it does get a little easier. Sometimes I like to think what critters my body will sustain when I die. That thought also helps.

the birds be fucking neutral chaotic

let's just say it's been a bit bonkers.

the US over the past 12 years.

while bacteria are neither plant nor animal, they are closer to animal most of the time... but the whole vegan thing is nonsense is anyway; we've gone over this before about how plants technically scream when they are eaten fresh, some require to be eaten for procreation, and some require wildfires or freezes.

distance doesn't make a difference!

i like the outside the box part... as this light is a goddamn box lmao