i didn't know that about c4, but it doesn't have to be c4. Side note: i'm watching the daily show and this dude just said he preformed a vasectomy on himself; i had to do a double take and rewind it

it's high noon it appears

you can't un cook the toast

have not :/

prolly, but i bet if he asked kindly they'd let him, and only him, do it.
edit: he'd also prolly offer to do maintenance on it, cuz fuck it, he's up there, why not?

or some c4 in a toothpaste bottle , a lighter and some twine. Go to the bathroom and stick it, boom, airplane goes down. It's so fucking silly

bring an empty bottle and let them fill it at a fountain themselves. The TSA only catches like 5% of shit anyway... flying back from SD they got butthurt i had toothpaste... toothpaste that had obviously been used.... so they offered to donate it to charity. If you're that fucking scared of it, that's you solution? What the fuck? beth beat me to it, but i was just so pissed about the toothpaste i skipped a bit.

Man i've only been up for an hour and my back hurts, i'm hungover and my dick has been rode raw....i can't handle the truth right now.

or death from a massive dust storm.

like pyramid schemes. I got sucked into one for all of a a few hours, then i was like "fuck this"

"Onions" that is, that's better.

fuck that, that's how you get your drink stolen and a dick waved in your face.

i'm happy drunk so the birds would prolly chill on my head and shoulders and yell "no fuck you" from there... what would be even funnier is if i could get them to go poop on angry drunks, but birds can't control when the poop.

i can't flex, my arm fell asleep.