cowboy baby

so many are tying not to laugh, and i hope you can smell what the rock is cooling as much as wish this were leo's reaction

A hero

it's so slippery in the wrong way

i just got a doge in ff14... the fucker makes me happy

I can think of 3, and between them they basically control Asia. Side note: I made a raven shit itself and I cannot stop laughing about it.

hi father, this cockroach is your grandson.

i'm now at the stage where it's the inverse. I own the house and handle all the shit and my mom just sits around getting drunk and texting people. I've tried to at least get her a game, but her dementia won't allow it. I really wish it would, as i'm sick of hearing the same story 3x in an hour only to be called shit like cockgobbler when i tell her "you just fucking told me that story"

i almost always must nap after i eat, this is true and fucks me up nearly every time. It's part of the reason i don't have a normal work schedule. Fuck off, I need an REM cycle.

a wild karen!

or space balls... who really knows?

this is why this extreme far right switch is so goddamn stupid. Women can just straight up skip a period and it's nothing but stress... but if they miss it, and have a tendency to know they can miss it, how the fuck would they know they are pregnant before these dumbass laws force them into something never intended? And now banning plan B? Condoms aren't 100% effective, get the fuck out of here with the nonsense, this isn't the 1400's

cuz it's funny as fuck.

we ballin mfer

or we can dump that shit and say fuck your taxes, revolution time bitch.

not eveerything, but alot

kill the dad, two probs solved