Star Spangled Tanner 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
that haircut is even worse.
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Clever girl 6 comments
Anyone need advice? 6 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
i love all this cept 9, we aren't married cuz we are both too damn silly for it. I don't even care if we ever do, i can't imagine my life without her in it.
Must be one of those new pride flags 6 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
I get what you are saying - Butters... but i think it's more about intent and inflection. Shout fire after a great song, nobody cares, walk into a movie theater and yell it... bad things will happen. As for the sex talk, wait til they ask or turn 13.. if they ask, take them to a private place where someone else's kids can't hear you. Nobody wants to raise a Butters giving football players his cum as a physical enhancer. I also found it hilarious it was randy who figured it out... like, yeah he def has tasted cum before.
The single-use vacuum cleaner 3 comments
Pro-lifers next move .. 4 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
Not in the Constitution, but clearly in the Declaration of Independence; ironically contradicting it from each side depending on your definition of life or the pursuit of happiness... At what point can a fetus survive? It sure as hell ain't 6 weeks... until it's viable it's literally akin to a parasite. But you've known my stance for a bit, so i apologize for the repeat,
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Interesting 18 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
imagine being the one guy in a world full of Brads... that dude would be up shit's creek lmao
Must be one of those new pride flags 6 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
Warren needs to stop mocking idiots, even the idiots know he is an idiot.
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Yeah why? 3 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
ooh yeah it is. Not my fault he's a dumbass dick... albeit at least a funny one.
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This literally happens too often with me 3 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
all the damn time, i once did a friends nuclear physics homework in a minute and she looked at me like i was an alien, she got every answer right... or i did. I did it so we could go to a bar and she was taking too long; yes, i literally Good Will Hunting'd that shit. Nuclear physics is easy once you understand how fission and fusion work.
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Clever girl 6 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
oh and the ones in the movies are larger, closer to a utahraptor, but not that big. Also they are taller as ol steven wanted them eye level, as it just makes them more terrifying.
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Clever girl 6 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
a fake full grown velociraptor. The ones in the movies aren't based on velociraptors, but deinonychus.
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We do a little pandering 3 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
Not exactly; while the media has a hand in it, it's gotten way out of hand from people who thinks it's a bizarre occurrence or something that be censored. I could grandstand an entire day listing the animals who have exhibited homosexual behavior; freaking dolphins, whales, lions and snakes do it... for different reasons... It's actually a viable mating strat, if your competition "releases", you can go get the female and not be bothered. Nearly everything in this world likes to fuck, and who they will fuck is on a spectrum, and that won't change as life depends on it. Now asexual i'd find more odd, but still, to each their own.
The weak men are creating hard times so this might be needed 6 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
softly? mine groans as loud as she can to wake everyone up so we will feed her for her to stfu.... then she wants pets but 2 sec later she doesn't then 5 sec later she does.... This is the only cat i won't cry about when she dies. Don't get me wrong, I love her, but she is such a pain in the ass. All my other cats have been too friendly, but they were so so cool. One learned how to climb on my roof, and hop next to my window so i could let her in while i was watching a movie and getting stoned. Another loved to sit on my shoulder like a parrot. Another would lay atop me anytime i snoozed and would like... act like an egyptian on my arm rest while i gamed. Lastly, when i was a kid I had one who would attack anything that barked at me. She obviously died young, but her memory lives on.
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Pro-lifers next move .. 4 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
no thanks, i like my balls and eventually i might want a kid. I could afford one, and make them a baller (no nuts given), but i'm so goddamn irresponsible it's a terrible idea for now.
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Mr Gor-bae-chev, tear down this wall 5 comments
Clever girl 6 comments
Did you know humans can drink seawater through their butt? 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
i earned my stretch marks the summer i spent playing a ps1... and it was worth it. Crash Bandicoot, FF7. playin nascar in inverse and fucking up my pops and my bros for zero reason, tekken just to be a dick to everyone (i was, this was back in my early king/yoshimitsu days.. after swimming in the ocean and realizing between sharks and jellyfish, bad idea... yes i'vee been pee'd on... not fun, was on my arm which was sunburnt after. I'd rather feed a turtle to a shark and escape
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