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Bird:"Snaaake!" Snake:"Biiird!' 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
yeah... this isn't even a fight.
Don't do drügs!! 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
as a stoner myself i find this horrifying... and i'd kick this dude's ass if he tried that with my bong... he'll i might just kick his ass for wasting my eggs.
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You took everything from me 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
that Achilles vs Hector fight was so well put together, the way Achilles moves in an actual tactic, and the downward thrust to wear someone's arm down so they can't effectively move their shield. It's super hard to perfect, but once done it's stupidly effective.
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Bird:"Snaaake!" Snake:"Biiird!' 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
look up secretary birds, they stomp snakes out and crush their head. 99.9% of the time the snake doesn't stand a chance, it's only hope is to evacuate into a tunnel. The snake in this picture is about to get torn apart as well.
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He's got a point 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
lmao we would totally do that
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White people dont like spicy food... Pfft 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
on my south dakota trip i ordered a burrito (being a dumbass) and was asked if it was ok if there were jalapenos on it. I said "duh, I'm from Texas"... proceeded to wind up with the worst burrito imaginable; it had no kick.. the goddamn cilantro rice had more of a kick... shit the jack in box undercooked tacos in jail had more of a kick. When you are served something worse than jail food, they done fucked up.
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Smort 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I hope whomever put up this sign freezes in the Antarctic, trying to find the edge, Literally a disgrace to human intellect.
That's about it 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
It is great; basically a 6 hr sitcom that just gets trippy, more trippy, then goes full WHAT THE FUCK. Falcon and Winter Soldier is also great; showing the global impact of the snap while still building them as characters.. and i never tough flag-smasher would work, but damn, they found a way. Loki is prob my favorite, cuz well.. he's Loki and he's just crazy as fuck.... and then it becomes multiple Loki's' then there is Kang at the end (trust me, i didn't spoil much of anything). Ms. Marvel so far has been excellent.. whomever did the music needs to be recognized, cuz they nailed it. Moon Knight is... well Moon Knight, how could he not be crazy and badass?
Stones from a glass house 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
just wait for her to snap
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Its not a fetish I swear- Its a really good anime! 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad.. the dreams in which i'm dying are the best i've ever had.
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pit 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I'd love for famousone to be here for this... he'd go scorched earth
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Quick sarcasm 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
could be a connection flight; regardless, still funny
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Hömemade chokolate eggs 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
i honestly thought they were either potatoes of seedless kiwis... either way they can fuck off.
Can't edit a blank page 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
this is how you ace essays. Think of the book as a longer essay.
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Potatoes! 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
i call vodka, cuz damn you'll need it
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Therapysub 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
i genuinely thought in the first half this was about digging an actual hole. Which gets me to the next bit,, who the fuck doesn't wanna dig holes? You get on the beach, dig, put in some wood, light the wood.... bonfire on the beach.... plus you can also bury treasure or a corpse... get more sand for a sand castle.... plus you get a fun workout. What the fuck is wrong with digging holes?
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He's got a point 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
edit: and yes, 3 cuz close encounters of the third kind.
He's got a point 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
fuck it, as an atheist it would be hilarious.. up til we inevitably lose; as any civilization advanced enough to get here to start some shit could easily fuck us up. It would be like a human stomping on a gecko for no particular reason. On the contrary most of us would sit around and observe geckos, knowing they can't harm us unless we are incredibly stupid... which brings me to my third point, would anyone even fight the aliens if the just obliterated alabama and mississippi besides tom hanks? i think most of us would just say "thanks, have a nice day you little squishy green one"
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Hopefulleigh 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
edit: her other sister, the eldest is named tragicleigh
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Hopefulleigh 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
aand there goes that sip of my drink. This actually had me loling... now i gotta clean this mess up... luckily i laughed downward so it's just a shirt and a binkie and not my laptop.
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yes 24 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
to save you time from reading guest_ long posts.. i'll reply in 4 words: no fuckin shit, sherlock.
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Best song ever 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
this could be hell.... have you ever rode through the desert in the cali part of the mojave? I have... what a feeling.
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soon 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Thar was a mistake.
Anyone need advice? 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I find that oddly refreshing lol
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Unlucky amy 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
what her get shanked by like 20 ladies. I don't wish that at all, but women are meaner than men overall. They kinda have to be. On the other hand, they can also be so much nicer than men.
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