Genetic health is a social construct 3 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
now the inside is a diff matter; i can be such a jerk when required
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Genetic health is a social construct 3 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
women wouldn't be so easy to pick up if i weren't attractive.... i mean i've literally had a girl rub her ass on my dick while i was ordering a drink; she didn't know who the fuck i was and i just ignored her, but damn.
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Necromancy is protected by the Constitution 9 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
sorry, was eating, but kind of silly you brought those two up, as religion has caused more damage than fascism, if taken at face value. Noah's flood alone would have wiped out 300 million people, he nuked two cities for all fucking each other (he didn't nuke any others, odd? ain't it?) Then you have millions over the years that used it as a power/land grab.. hell in the Americas alone it's was like, would you like a blanket? Who really knows how many died from smallpox
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Necromancy is protected by the Constitution 9 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
it's not fine... you want your kids praying to the flying spaghetti monster? Cuz that is an actual religion, even though done as satirically.. it's identified as one. What about you kid coming home about a scientology fee and saying know and them losing their shit? What about a kid being bullied for being jewish or muslim? What about an atheist being forced to pray? What about the weed religion (again a real thing), should they be allowed to toke in the middle of a math test at 8am? There are so many ways it can go south so fast without discrimination or harmful intent.
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It wasn't as close as the Americans like to think it was, the only reason the British 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
didn't take anything? they captured the white house and burned it down.
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Why is it empty? 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
dash, you physically hurt my brain... as my cat does this every single day and it gets so annoying
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Don't do drügs!! 10 comments
Don't do drügs!! 10 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
i just use ice and use salt (as abrasive as possible), and rubbing alcohol and just sorta shake it... then with the stem and bowl the same, cept in bags.
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Jeff Bezos riding Space Mountain alone 4 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
space mountain doesn't require a fee cept entrance fee to the park.... so he must have bought out the whole park for a day, which is such a dick move
Florida man in his natural habitat making the storm surge worse. #HurricaneElsa 7 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
i love my pressure washer, with a pool it's a must have as sometimes chlorine starts caking and scrubbing it off is can take hours. Then the other random shit you can do with it.
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Science! 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
this is a serious topic; anything circular you wanna eat, go for the max... you can get a 2nd or 3rd meal out of it anyway; significantly cutting costs. If you have a coupon for an XL pizza, fucking use it like it's a whore.
Jeff Bezos riding Space Mountain alone 4 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
who the fuck would want to ride it with him anyway? the only reason would be to tell him to go fuck himself and treat his employees more than personal slaves.
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Internet chad does it again: what did expect from a billionaire troll? 3 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
I don't mind much, as i stopped listening. No doubt he's smart, but then i remembered i am aswell. hell i rarely capitalize just to save time.
I could have told you that 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
guess this makes my mom and gf hoes... thanks a fucking lot... i kid, my gf was a hoe and my mom can be bitchy, but she ain't no bitch. I shit you not, during the hard times (pun intended) my gf was both a stripper and a hoe so she could pay for college; now she's a nurse... and a badass nurse.
Baw wit da baw 3 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
are you trying to laughter kill me? Cuz it's working.... I'm fucking dying.
He's got a point 7 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
just look at how easter island ended... they totally fucking ate each other.