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Spice level: White 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
that's just a ghost pepper, so just spicy.
· Edited 2 years ago
Lovely.... 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
my butthole says otherwise.
This is the mentality of people who don't understand economics 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
crab people crab people walk like crabs talk like people crab people
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Name this album 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Slim Sanders
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We have one of these on FS but he's not as tall 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
it's like the empire state building in the 1940's... i've seen it. Having been to both NY and the redwoods, this thing is literally a skyscraper. It's base could easily fit an RV... And those trees around it? Each could easily fit a truck.
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Social media moment 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
red cherry.
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Joy is not the absence of sadness. It is dancing even when your feet hurt. 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
sometimes you gotta give into the void, but in specific situations where you won't hurt anyone. It helps keep you sane.
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The perfect album doesn't ex-... 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
well, those hips sure don't lie.
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Should have seen the one that got away 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
it's a helluva drug.
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Fug you, I do what I want 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
1) bragging rights 2) to get that 99.9999% to 99.99999%
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Understandable 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
She died cuz Anakin went ham on dat womb.
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Shirley you can't be serious 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I'd say he's dead fucking serious. I always lean towards stupid when i see shit like this.
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No one wants to work, we just have to. 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
When most jobs make you contemplate putting a bullet in your brain at least once a day, well, duh you troglodyte motherfuckers.,
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Fillosuffee 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
If you ever actually listened, he never insulted trans people. Actually, one of the most harrowing stories he's told is about a trans friend of his.
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Just here for ryan 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I'd say to oogle at Margot, but ngl, highly disapoopted that song won't be there.
· Edited 2 years ago
LOL JK 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
queso instead of beans and yes.
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Fug you, I do what I want 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I want a LHC that circles the entire Earth. I know it's impossible simply due to wobble and gravity, but man, it would be cool.
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One of the boys 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
not saying Homelander doesn't deserve it, just one was way more twisted
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One of the boys 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
while Homelander is a douche, Geoffrey is an evil little fucker who, let's be honest, deserved to die.
SW Day 139 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
There are some thing Vader has done between episode 3 and 4 that could be a spinoff... It would be a straight up villain story, but it would be cool.
Brace yourselves 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
closer to tofu; yuck
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Anyone else have an existential ever few months growing up? 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
oh look it's a mark zuckerberg
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TW Political meme! 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
"weeeee" *death*
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Good point 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
taxes, wars, stumped toes.
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Green Widow 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Nah it was Thor sitting around being a fat fucker, seeing green.