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funkmasterrex


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They won’t have a childhood 31 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Simple solution: show them a new hope, empire and return before they see anything else.
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Forgot to post this, finished it bout a month ago 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Hell yeah lol... and I built it real slow... 8 months on and off just so I could savor the details while not getting strung out on the repetitive parts... Now I want a light kit for it.
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Lel 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
let's see if he acts up again.
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Absolute unit of a snapping turtle 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
lol i think i've seen it
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Absolute unit of a snapping turtle 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
the turtle fuckipede
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Sword and bepsi 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Mustard and heelies, unless I already got a pair, then scissors. Squirt mustard in their eyes and then stab them in the windpipe and run... the rest, besides the sword, I can get from looting... and I can loot a better sword.
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What is the name of the fifth 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
May the Sith?
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Absolute unit of a snapping turtle 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Just imagine if that turtle is a top... then that other turtle is both a top and a bottom... and so on and so on.
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You can only pick one 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
You FOOLS! THERE IS ONLY DOOM!!!.. (and his bff and his Doomdoges)
You can only pick one 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
right?
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The "food mafia" 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
what a maroon
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Fussy 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
it's the mushy part for me mainly, plus pizza and spaghetti sauces have other ingredients. I prefer pico or salsa over ketchup anytime.
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“Marshmallows” ain’t a bad name tbh 31 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Allo there Sonic.
You can only pick one 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Robo Dog Army.
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*sips tea* 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
It was more about not having a say, not that taxes were inherently bad.
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TW cognitive hazard 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I now need to punch something.
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Thanks for the memories, Blue Sky Studios. You will be missed 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
"they headed north, about two hours ago" "ThEy HeAdEd NoRtH, aBoUt TwO hOuRs AgO"
Felt like a king 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
sounds like a broken dick waiting to happen.
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He he he 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
lololol
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I regret watching this 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I thought it was hilarious, it's just a 2 hr period joke.
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O-rihnj vs oar-rihnj 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
tell that to eminem.
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Students of the world unite! 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
this is sort of what we did in chem class, just on paper instead. It got us sent to the principals' office and i laughed it off saying "you have nothing on us, you told us to work together". Needless to say i was right and all that happened was our time being wasted.
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Teach me thy ways, o wise ones 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
built up a lot of saliva then swallow... you know, just like what she did.
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Cool idea bro: could you do it without force tho? 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
at least hookers and cocaine isn't pork
We have one of these on FS but he's not as tall 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
and it's location is technically a secret. Either you eventually find it or you don't, and if you find it you understand why you don't tell anyone where the fuck it is.
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