Rank10yugioh has literally destroyed Sony 3 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
The funny thing is, it's not a terrible movie. It's not a good movie, it's just a movie that is sort of... there. It's like the Mummy 3.. did we need it? No, does it matter? No. It's just kinda there.
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You get what you f****** deserve 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
Emperor Commodus, rapist of sisters, meglomaniac short man, the OG of a napoleon complex, father murderer, the one true micropenis, and the child that puts the captain jack in jackass.
Kitteh has it all figured out 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
welcome to the good life. like we gotta do at this time, I, I got to shine. ayyyyeeee.. now throw ya paws up in da skyyyyy
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How do u think they do it brehs 2 comments
For one so small, you seem so strong 2 comments
Monocles 4 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
I once heard he rubbed his nuts across Darius's navy. All up in his forehead.
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The Aeolipile was such wasted potential 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
So this is what ima do... i'm make a big ass bull, have him huff out steam, give him huge balls and make him look angry AF. Nobody will invade when they see his balls.
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I've got a pet cheetah down in my basement 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
I'd totally have a pet cheetah, they are the friendliest and tamest of large cats. They're basically speedy doggos. There's never been a documented death from a cheetah attack, so in a way they are actually even safer than doggos. Plus u only gotta let them run for 30 seconds before they go nap for like 6 hrs.
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Potatoes! 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
and as for Jupiter, that's Mr. Potato, and he gave Mrs. Potato dem rings.
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Where oh where is my hairbrush 1 comments
They won’t have a childhood 31 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
She learned one thing: she has an incredibly fucked up grandfather... or father... or clone master guy, whatever the fuck Palpatine was supposed to be, like I said, I can't watch it. I've watched it one time and it pissed me off beyond belief. Forget the Star Wars part, it was just a bad movie. It was like watching Lake Placid vs Anaconda except less enjoyable, at least that movie knew it was stupid.
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They won’t have a childhood 31 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
i used to hate the multiverse, but i'm surprised they actually made it a bit fun. "What if?" is amazing... freaking Ultron goes completely nuts once he gets the stones. I MEAN COMPLETELY NUTS. he makes Thanos look like a child saint. It's how it's supposed to eventually end, Ultron is destined to eventually win and go all AI with his lil robots. They've already done the math, all they can do is bide time against him. And yeah, OG Star Wars is straight up The Hero's Journey, which is fine... it knows it and it does it well. Just like Infinity War is The Hero's Journey from Thanos's perspective, which imo was the perfect framing for it.
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Ayo wtf? 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
sounds like someone is even more obsessed with their own vagina than dudes are with their own dicks.
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Somebody lend me 30 bucks 5 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
Pob is they could prolly offer TX $250 bil
and it would still be no deal
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and it would still be no deal
Somebody lend me 30 bucks 5 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
only way i see profit is seeling it back to the peeps for $30.00... hopefully those casinos will make north texas change their minds so we get more casinos, eventually also bringing that legal weed down with it... then i open my operation here... and can cut out my route around OK when i'm going to CO for visits in a car.
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They won’t have a childhood 31 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
of that movie was, has quite a few "rip your soul out" moments. Star Wars those moments seem to be 90% nostalgia for the music -_-... and the only way it makes any impact is if you're on shrooms or some shit.
They won’t have a childhood 31 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
Rey was the best part of the new trilogy... at least in TFA... then they slowly and painfully fucked up. I can't even watch RoS now. As a character she actually had some damn good potential, but nOoOo... all those mistakes in TFA were unfixable for the rest of that trilogy. RoS is so damn bad it made me tolerable of Jar-Jar in the prequels. The MCU and Star Wars are vastly different monsters when it comes to their heroes and villains though; the MCU has seriously psychologically fucked up people; with Star Wars it's usually black and white in the movies... except for Anakin for a movie in a half, then he goes back in black. At this point, I enjoy the MCU more for character dynamics and interactions more than the actual action. There's a moment in nearly every MCU movie now where I legit nearly cry, only to be laughing my ass of 10 sec later. Shang-Chi was prolly the one that didn't push me that far, but that's fine, his dad was a jackass. Parts of Eternals, as messed up the structure