Potatoes! 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
we are the knights who say.... NI!
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funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
it's not as tricky as it seems smoking crack is one thing, stealing and robbing is one thing... it doessn't require crack, it is an entirely different charge. I used to steal just for fun; never smoked crack, never used the money, i just did it cuz i thought it was funny.
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funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
as for the other crack, not a fan of people smoking it, but to stick to my own ideals if they wanna do that, i'm down to let them.... just don't elevate it into a robbery and we ain't got beef.
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funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
just absorb the rolling thunfrt og rmy quake farts and let's move on before i go braveheart.
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What good is life without steak 7 comments
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funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
anything can cause harm if you're stupid enough; example... i'ma shove this thing up my ass and see if i develop echolocation in my rectum. Earthquake farts and stimulated prostate ftw.
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funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
the fact this has to be done is one of the stupidest things ever; what did they think, bursted eardrum? Headphones are far worse you fucking morons.
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And this logic is not right, we might need some help 3 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
you forgot you gotta add the white, cuz "I me you" still makes no fucking sense lol
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Wholesome Substance 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
how the hell do you plan a pivot? that's a bit oxymoronic.... the pivot is spontaneous.
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Oh noes .. 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
they're birbs! *shoots alien* .... especially theropods. Sauropods, okay, maybe lizards, but even most of them had quills of some form.
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Love yourself, damnit! 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
You forgot about your heartbeat slowing and your blood pressure plummeting. Not like a heart attack, just like you've entered a meditation state, have some red red wine and bob marley is jammin for you personally.
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What good is life without steak 7 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
only 70%? Society is spiraling. Those are rookie numbers, we gotta pump those numbers up
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They won’t have a childhood 31 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
or if you're R Kelly get trapped in a closet then get trapped in a prison, you can't fly no mo'... I know why the caged bird sings. Birds randomly shit on you though, not piss.
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funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
And when i write I love writing myself into corners lol, it sparks that creativity if you aren't lazy about it... plus being trapped in a corner and just turning the situation into a bubble so there isn't a corner is funny.
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funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
Bro, seriously watch "What If?", that is EXACTLY what Uatu does with Black Widow after Ultron goes age of Age of Ultron on her entire universe... and he breaks the Watchers rules in doing so. It's actually pretty interesting, cuz it becomes obvious when he does it he had planned to do it nearly the entire time.
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Rawr! 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
crawl up her back and kick her tail bone and claw her face you lil velociraptor
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I was there....3000 years ago 3 comments
Or the internet .. 2 comments