Hydrate, you're basically mud with feelings. 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
mah nappy roots.
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*squints* 6 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
Just to continue the joke, cuz I wanna make this clear i'm not being serious about this.. "You want a cyclops? Cuz that's how you get a cyclops.
edit: ending ", forgot it.. still a bit tipsy from last night.
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edit: ending ", forgot it.. still a bit tipsy from last night.
*squints* 6 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
The only thing Alabama has got going for it is it's not Mississippi... Florida is lookin pretty good about now.
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Yep 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
I wish i didn't have an incredibly fucked up family. If you can imagine anything fucked up, short of murder or fucking a lizard, someone in my family prolly did it at some point. Arson, bank fraud, heroin... and that's just one of my grandads.
Ekonomee 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
or just "borrow" it from a friend... if you actually like the friend, trade them a game they don't have after you beat said game.
Walking in the rain is a white privilege 6 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
well, i'm white and i don't give a flying fuck about rain, so there might be a bit of truth.... but idky it would be limited to white people. Speaking of which, i just got a flash flood warning for my area for the next 3 hrs, so now ima go outside and have a cig.
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Kind of a good attitude 16 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
fuck a job unless you really just enjoy it; at which point the pay is a bonus. Learn to trade and invest.
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Virginity 4 lyfe 2 comments
Yay 25 comments
Yay 25 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
but crackheads are crackheads, don't risk trusting a crackhead, it's just a risk assessment at best.
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Yay 25 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
functional addicts, yeah, s'why you can't trust a crackhead but there is usually honor among theives.
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It's evolving, but backwards 4 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
i have a smol bone bump where my 3rd eye would be, so mine ain't smooth. It still looks smooth, but it ain't.
It's evolving, but backwards 4 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
dude, they nailed she-hulk. I watched episode 1 twice and studied the lighting the 2nd time. Some of the promos are unflattering on purpose. Also, sensei smart hulk is my new shit; he's a badass.
Gotta get swole for the Gram 2 comments
Fillosuffee 4 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
well i wonder... if you know... what it means...
<_< sit down kanye and go back to the ranch.
<_< sit down kanye and go back to the ranch.
Found a new one 2 comments
Most masculine Canadian vs most tolerant Frenchman 5 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
Okay, I have Sam Houston and David Bowie and a church fort. One will die for the fort, the other will rape your entire army in 11 minutes. You won't even have time for coffee. I also have roller coasters.... like.. a lot of roller coasters.
