Self care is important 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
this is a ain't nobody got time for that joke.... i'm sure of it.
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This is an Avenger's level threat 5 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
Squirrelgirl can easily hand most ultrons, but once he can hop universes and gather the stones he can find the weakest squirrel girl and annihilate her in every universe... and then he's unstoppable... or it is.... idk what pronounds ultron prefers, honestly i don't wanna know.
This is an Avenger's level threat 5 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
It's Ultron. It's already be describe that as Ultron spirals out of control, increase his abilities by orders of magnitudes, slowing him down will cease to be possible and he will kill every living thing in the universe, populate his "utopia" with robots and walk around like robot jesus. Talk about a total jackass..
Simple creatures 5 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
same difference.. prolly closer to a spiral, cuz after all... where the fuck is that airplane?
The people need to know! 2 comments
You're indestructible 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
the see me rollin, they hatin... little do they know i've strategically place them and their feet bout to be all kinds of fucked up.
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Always be prepared before eating soup in bed 3 comments
Oh uh 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
technically that's the parents' debt, but semantics, it's still incredibly fucked up such a situation is possible.
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Dedicated af 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
who wouldn't want to get paid for dropping f bombs, calling people shit, and laser eyeing them while sucking on titties?
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No wonder they could jailbreak it 14 comments
breh 5 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
in their defense, something happened to cause them to be that way.. and i'm 90% sure it was the government.
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Cursed image of the day. 1 comments
Nein, danke 7 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
We could curb the population, 7 billion people filled with like 90% water and using it for stupidity isn't exactly good management.
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Nein, danke 7 comments
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
coat yourself in chlorine powder every 3 days and let your sweat do the work... and use wine or vodka or even oil to wash your hands after your bum does the poo thing.