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Self care is important 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
this is a ain't nobody got time for that joke.... i'm sure of it.
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This is an Avenger's level threat 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Squirrelgirl can easily hand most ultrons, but once he can hop universes and gather the stones he can find the weakest squirrel girl and annihilate her in every universe... and then he's unstoppable... or it is.... idk what pronounds ultron prefers, honestly i don't wanna know.
This is an Avenger's level threat 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
It's Ultron. It's already be describe that as Ultron spirals out of control, increase his abilities by orders of magnitudes, slowing him down will cease to be possible and he will kill every living thing in the universe, populate his "utopia" with robots and walk around like robot jesus. Talk about a total jackass..
Sauce? 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
it prolly wouldn't be that far off.
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inflation 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
hoeflation lmao
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Dip me in honey and throw me to the .. oracle? 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
don't forget the oracle of delphi and getting stoned af off fumes.
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Woke Hank Hill 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
this is way too accurate.
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Which are you? 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
actually a stupidly good movie.
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no hassle, take your time 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
welcome to youtube.
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Simple creatures 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
same difference.. prolly closer to a spiral, cuz after all... where the fuck is that airplane?
The people need to know! 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
Into the valley of death we shall ride.
Simple creatures 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
or "where the fuck is that airplane?"
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Rumor has it many men wouldn't find their way to the roof... 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
now imagine it in the dark.
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You're indestructible 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
the see me rollin, they hatin... little do they know i've strategically place them and their feet bout to be all kinds of fucked up.
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Always be prepared before eating soup in bed 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
be my bloody valentine
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Oh uh 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
technically that's the parents' debt, but semantics, it's still incredibly fucked up such a situation is possible.
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What good is life without steak 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
it's... something else lol
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Dedicated af 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
who wouldn't want to get paid for dropping f bombs, calling people shit, and laser eyeing them while sucking on titties?
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No wonder they could jailbreak it 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
it's what apple did with the "genuises"
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breh 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
in their defense, something happened to cause them to be that way.. and i'm 90% sure it was the government.
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Cursed image of the day. 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
I kindal ike it more; jar jar got some sick facial curves.
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Nein, danke 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
We could curb the population, 7 billion people filled with like 90% water and using it for stupidity isn't exactly good management.
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Nein, danke 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
coat yourself in chlorine powder every 3 days and let your sweat do the work... and use wine or vodka or even oil to wash your hands after your bum does the poo thing.
Fact 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
total fail, dick isn't out.
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Potatoes! 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 2 years ago
pet? my ass. Both ways.
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