User funsubstanceuser Banned

Enough with "Automatic is the best!" and "Manual is the best!". Know 13 comments
funsubstanceuser · 9 years ago
Yea, that's probably even more dope. I meant the Tiptronic anyway, that's an automatic/manual hybrid, You switch between auto and manual with a simple button and when in manual, you change gears without stepping on a clutch. If the engine's got serious power and it's got the full monty 4wd and esp and shit, it's like a fucking rocket. But then again: it's got probably nothing on the Porsche, except the Daddy swag, When you're over 30, a Porsche is just pathetic.
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Be like Bill Nye 46 comments
funsubstanceuser · 9 years ago
I totally get how you despise guys like him. Says a lot about you actually...
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no idea who this guy is but I like his gumption(i think that's how it's spelled) 25 comments
funsubstanceuser · 9 years ago
You're the perfect example to prove that stupidity does in fact hurt. It's just not hurting the stupid...
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And no, don't flatter yourself by thinking I'm following your comments. You're just too all over the place to ignore you. And way to hurtful, for that matter...
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Enough with "Automatic is the best!" and "Manual is the best!". Know 13 comments
funsubstanceuser · 9 years ago
If you have enough money for a big engine Audi, try the multitronic version. Best of both worlds. Vorsprung durch Technik und Freude durch Kraft ;-)
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He's a genius 9 comments
funsubstanceuser · 9 years ago
I'm not saying you're saying he had gay sex. All I'm saying is "probably". And what if? No harm done.
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He's a genius 9 comments
funsubstanceuser · 9 years ago
He met "some girl with a Skrillex haircut" and had anal with "her"... well congrats to his first gay sex probably.
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Mark is clever 4 comments
funsubstanceuser · 9 years ago
So this guy's woman is an amateur stripper and his "friend" is a super douche. Some guys have all the luck...
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Different types of color blindness demonstrated 23 comments
funsubstanceuser · 9 years ago
Or maybe your monitor color settings are shit. Try a calibration (try something like "neutral setting") and watch it again. This isn't exactly an accurate medical test scenario.
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Baby shark 5 comments
funsubstanceuser · 9 years ago
I really hope its fake or else they let this shark suffocate.
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So who's racist? 15 comments
funsubstanceuser · 9 years ago
Apples and oranges. China is one of many asian countries and has a wider ethnic variety than the whole of europe. White pretty much refers to any ethnos lighter than light brown. Person #2 sounds like a white wannabe victim. Or as Pepe likes to put it when it comes to any offended non-white person: butthurt much.
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this has always been my dream 9 comments
funsubstanceuser · 9 years ago
wait no... I'm starting to like it... the idea that someone is sitting there waiting for me to write something only to press a button and believe anyone's giving a shit.... that's like a little turn on.
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this has always been my dream 9 comments
funsubstanceuser · 9 years ago
Wow, you're so brutally badass, I give up.
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this has always been my dream 9 comments
funsubstanceuser · 9 years ago
Oh please, please stop it. I'm not kidding, it gives me physical pain.
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this has always been my dream 9 comments
funsubstanceuser · 9 years ago
Ugh.. these downvotes hurt me so bad, I might need an ambulance.
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this has always been my dream 9 comments
funsubstanceuser · 9 years ago
Nothing as credible as some kid on the net telling he'd mess up someone really bad if he was in that certain situation.
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When you're an epic badass 15 comments
funsubstanceuser · 9 years ago
Or because a black mask in the snow would've made it hard for him to set that record...
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The British:Expectation vs reality 15 comments
funsubstanceuser · 9 years ago
How did she piss on any, or even all europeans? Ware -u- from?
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The British:Expectation vs reality 15 comments
funsubstanceuser · 9 years ago
He's american, what does he know about the english language?
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Actually both pictures are absolutely correct. There is not _that_ much in between.
i dunno but seems like ur screwed 11 comments
funsubstanceuser · 9 years ago
In either case call an ambulance.
Puppers make everything better 5 comments
funsubstanceuser · 9 years ago
Hating people and loving animals is what psychopaths do.
This man was elected twice 5 comments
funsubstanceuser · 9 years ago
What times we live in when liberals sigh "if only we could have this dopey guy back"
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Chinese or Japanese? 6 comments
funsubstanceuser · 9 years ago
"La Ocean" - what a pretentious prick...
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Soda rocket mayhem 5 comments
funsubstanceuser · 9 years ago
#mgtow
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everyone has that one friend 2 comments
funsubstanceuser · 9 years ago
You mean that one friend who cannot use his own language properly? That's most of them I'm afraid.
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me irl 7 comments
funsubstanceuser · 9 years ago
Yea, usually this type of arrangement is very one-sided. Mostly there's a lover and a beloved, and the beloved makes the rules while the lover plays along as long as s/he can. Friends with benefits or fuck buddy arrangements are quite rare actually, it's mostly one person hoping for more and one person ignoring that.
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