Still trying to get over the fact that its not 2012

Why not both

Maybe that's how Putin got in

Just started watching this show, it's pretty cool

Wasted...

Would be cool but it's just CGI

I bet if I showed a third of my balls I would get crucified

Does it tell me when I am going to get some pie?

You mean every work day

Oh bill ...

After the very first leg day

Some girls just like shoving big things in small holes

I need some umbrellas on my kicks

Me the beginning and at the end of the first day of nursing school

That left foot

Good one

Did you get the money?

Wood is actually pretty tough, it did burn some of the surface of the wood but they problably cooled it right away after the mold

Getting even

Turn down to go back to sleep

Cool name but do you really need every letter to spell a simple name

Are those life savers as dumbbells ? Lol

Full gender equality will never happen

Cannot unsee

I regret not getting my high school diploma, I eventually got my GED but I sure did have to take remedial courses when I went to college