That's not her real name of course.

I leave my lights on when I go out.. I'm not Mexican.

Love the title.

So did my teacher. What a small world haha

Britney Spears - bald eagle
I see what you did there.

Took me a while.

If I hit the pavement that hard, I wouldn't be getting up for shit.

Tin foil is so expensive.

Basically my life summed up into one picture.

I have 142.

She could very easily pull herself up by uses the shelfs. Don't judge someone else's situation until you know the full truth.

Made me laugh but, when I got to kristen Stewart I stopped because it's not a rare occasion to see her smile. And are we really picking on her again? What's to pick on? She's beautiful.

Someone has their Priorities set out well.

Someone's lying here.

I am in bed right now and that is exactly what I am doing.

I don't use youse guys and I'm from Pennsylvania. I use a mixture of you guys and y'all. That's just me.