I mean, she said she'd burn cities, then she did it.

Well, that's better than anything I could come up with, so thanks for that.

Oh, I see what your getting at. It's kind of like a "look at all the fucks I give" image where the image is just a barren wasteland or something, implying they give zero fucks.

...That still seems like the description is just inaccurate to me. Are you saying that the person speaking doesn't actually complain about not having a social life?
Or do you think I'm wrong in thinking that the text is meant to describe the image?

Okay.
I don't want to drag this on too much, but if you'll indulge me, what part of the picture "shows him superficially complaining"?

...So does it depict him complaining, or not?

I don't see any complaining happening at all. What am I missing?

The text spells out that the picture is supposed to, among other things, depict the writer complaining about having no social life. I don't see it doing that.

Maybe, mileage and what not.

I doubt the $1340 was just for the ambulance.

Depends on what the insurance was meant to cover. More expensive coverage comes with bigger deductibles.