Bitch.

So buy the women's scents.

What else are we supposed to do?

Sure thing Dave, do you have an actual argument for why they're wrong, or are you just bullshitting on twitter?

Gottem.

Bein' bad at something is the first step to bein' kinda good at something.

The boundaries one and the effort one are the only things I really care about, and even the effort one seems optional.
The rest of them combine to sound like a kind of person I can't stand to be around for too long.

You guys don't get the food pyramid lesson?
Also what kid of self-defence specifically? Just let kids fight each other? Sounds like a fun gym class.

Don't disagree with most of the message, but not a good use of the gigachad.

That doesn't sounds realistically true, I'm pretty sure creating and solving a crossword puzzle uses the same kind of thinking.

An opinion expert?

How often is the respect that is due specified?

Too be fair, I'm far enough down the weeb rabbit hole that I tend to pronounce the "t" in tsunami.

Kids don't necessarily know enough to make a responsible decision on that, so that's not the best idea full-stop, but it is a good idea to teach them to speak up about not wanting to be touched, whether its a good idea or not.

Why did he include a picture of absolutely nothing going on?

There was thing thing here in Canada once where the cops decided to go undercover to stop a potential plot to bomb a government building by befriending the suspects, and arresting them in the act. The operation was technically a success, but an investigation found that the suspects were actually so hapless and stupid that they never would have got close to committing the crime if the police hadn't walked them through doing it step by step (including instructions for making a bomb that actually wouldn't explode), so they were released.

I wouldn't say those things take ZERO talent, but its a good list generally.

Unfortunately sweating doesn't make a sound.

If its rude its rude, you saying it isn't doesn't make it true.
Also, is there any proof of that conspiracy theory?

The cat also gets the house for a while every time everybody leaves.