The sound that skateboards make has always annoyed me.

The existence of female armor in addition to male armor makes not dying gender neutral.

Don't butcher a meme template just to tell people your butt-hurt about the existence of a particular internet debate that you don't like. Jesus Christ.

Based.

One day you will die, and you will never carry him again.
Have fun if you want to push the inevitable back, but you cannot escape it, you must accept it.

I think that's more of an ethics thing, which isn't really a scientific thing.

It would be closer to me being a pilot and disagreeing with the air traffic controller about take-off conditions, and being annoyed that some gayass in a tower thinks I shouldn't be able to go see a movie.
Still salty about the only local movie theatre here shutting down. Fuck you Pallister.

I think this ignores the context in which that is said. Normally you're not telling any specific person to love themselves, it's just something said to people in general, like on a bill board, or internet meme, meant to be seen by anyone who may or may not need to hear it.
This tweet seems to imply that individuals are directly being told to love themselves, while honestly I don't see very often, if at all.

Can't even be best buds without people thinking you're gay nowadays.

>despite

The rarer of the two is more desirable? Imagine my shock.

I'm more worried about someone from Apple or Samsung deciding that ads will pause if you're not looking at the screen.

Little bit defeatist to bring him up to make the point...

Satire is meant to criticize and ridicule things in general, stop trying to redefine and pigeon-hole concepts to support your activism.

Forty-five seems about right to consider yourself over the hill, I don't see the problem.

Sounds too cynical to be a decent story with that conclusion, but maybe it can be entertaining.

What does being toxic even mean when its universalized to this extent?

MAGA

Its weird because it an easily accessible social convention that you intentionally don't participate in.
I'm not saying you should or shouldn't do it, but that's why its weird that you don't.