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I want one of those 3 comments
garlog · 1 year ago
>women population
Cringe phraseology, but the bags are kind of based, I guess.
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Critical Drinker voice: "Modern audiences" 12 comments
garlog · 1 year ago
Show me.
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Quack! 6 comments
garlog · 1 year ago
The sound that skateboards make has always annoyed me.
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Not dying is gender neutral 6 comments
garlog · 1 year ago
The existence of female armor in addition to male armor makes not dying gender neutral.
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It all just goddamn depends 1 comments
garlog · 1 year ago
Don't butcher a meme template just to tell people your butt-hurt about the existence of a particular internet debate that you don't like. Jesus Christ.
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About your worth... 21 comments
garlog · 1 year ago
"There is nothing so abundant and available that everyone could have as much as they may ever want or need without someone going without now or when it eventually runs out."
I feel like you would really have to stretch to explain how air isn't an exception to this.
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Christ the King 3 comments
garlog · 1 year ago
Based.
Precious 1 comments
garlog · 1 year ago
One day you will die, and you will never carry him again.
Have fun if you want to push the inevitable back, but you cannot escape it, you must accept it.
Stay wholesome 6 comments
garlog · 1 year ago
What does "wholesomeness" mean in this context?
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Sighunse fillosuffee 16 comments
garlog · 1 year ago
I think that's more of an ethics thing, which isn't really a scientific thing.
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Ugh .. can't write titles today 1 comments
garlog · 1 year ago
It would be closer to me being a pilot and disagreeing with the air traffic controller about take-off conditions, and being annoyed that some gayass in a tower thinks I shouldn't be able to go see a movie.
Still salty about the only local movie theatre here shutting down. Fuck you Pallister.
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Wholesome Substance 5 comments
garlog · 1 year ago
I think this ignores the context in which that is said. Normally you're not telling any specific person to love themselves, it's just something said to people in general, like on a bill board, or internet meme, meant to be seen by anyone who may or may not need to hear it.
This tweet seems to imply that individuals are directly being told to love themselves, while honestly I don't see very often, if at all.
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They were just friends. Right? 3 comments
garlog · 1 year ago
Can't even be best buds without people thinking you're gay nowadays.
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Yeah, what's up with that? 5 comments
garlog · 1 year ago
Are they less rare than artificial ones?
New is not always better 3 comments
garlog · 1 year ago
>despite
Yeah, what's up with that? 5 comments
garlog · 1 year ago
The rarer of the two is more desirable? Imagine my shock.
What a time to be alive. 4 comments
garlog · 1 year ago
I'm more worried about someone from Apple or Samsung deciding that ads will pause if you're not looking at the screen.
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There's no way around it 4 comments
garlog · 1 year ago
Little bit defeatist to bring him up to make the point...
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Stay wholesome 6 comments
garlog · 1 year ago
So it just means "bad"?
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Yeah basically 5 comments
garlog · 1 year ago
Satire is meant to criticize and ridicule things in general, stop trying to redefine and pigeon-hole concepts to support your activism.
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I turned 46 the other day and I feel this 6 comments
garlog · 1 year ago
Forty-five seems about right to consider yourself over the hill, I don't see the problem.
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TW Political meme! 8 comments
garlog · 1 year ago
Not that one specifically, but not a bad choice either.
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I would watch the heck out of this 2 comments
garlog · 1 year ago
Sounds too cynical to be a decent story with that conclusion, but maybe it can be entertaining.
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Stay wholesome 6 comments
garlog · 1 year ago
What does being toxic even mean when its universalized to this extent?
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TW Political meme! 8 comments
garlog · 1 year ago
That too, but I'm still gonna have to primarily shill the God Emperor.