I went to a party once at a couple’s apartment. The guy was in med school and his wife or girlfriend made an obstacle course in their small apartment during the party. It was super awkward when she was sad no one else wanted to do it. It was a weird party.

They could have trained actual cats to sing and dance for this movie and I wouldn’t watch it.

Could... could what????

I was talking to a friend’s little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were to be the President, what is the first thing you would do?’ She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’ ‘Wow - what a worthy goal.’ I told her, ‘You don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my sidewalks and driveway, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.’ She thought that over for a few seconds ‘cause she’s only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?” And I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party, sweetheart.”

This didn’t make any sense to me for way too long.
You’re missing a row of noodle meep moo, otherwise it’s just jibberish!

He wasn’t before he started playing Ant-Man

I’ve dated a girl who was previously raped. It does make things very awkward some times when it came to sexual things. If you would brush her hair a certain way it could trigger flashback memories of the worst experience of her life, during what should be a living intimate moment.
The real question should be “are you strong enough to marry someone with trauma in their past?” Will you be good enough for her to understand that these feelings may come back at any time and have nothing to do with you?
Anyone who has experienced trauma will have small things that trigger memories, and it isn’t her fault or yours. The bigger risk is you being a childish ass and making her feel bad because of an emotional response she can’t control.
*I’m a male who has been mugged at gun point during a home invasion.

Cats > Dogs

I agree with the image title, but the last 5 words were unnecessary for me.

Isn’t Romania in Eastern Europe? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Europe

Technically they did take part. In fact they were necessary. Without them, D-Day would have never been possible!

If you watched the movie you’d know. She was taking a shit and someone wrote it, no one else was in there, so it was targeted at her.

It’s just to lower the carbs. McDonald’s doesn’t sell much without breading, so anyone on Leto, Atkins, paleo or any other low carb diet doesn’t have a lot of options.
But honestly, who gives a shit what anyone else eats?

Is 40 quid worth losing the trust of your family?

Miss who?

That’s not a cube. A cube is equal on all sides.

What possible dice roll results in a zero? Are these some sort of magic dice? Completely ridiculous! Haha

Damn the little brother!