I went to a party once at a couple’s apartment. The guy was in med school and his wife or girlfriend made an obstacle course in their small apartment during the party. It was super awkward when she was sad no one else wanted to do it. It was a weird party.
One time I went to my friend's house for a dinner party. His girlfriend accused me of having feelings for him, which was horrifically awkward. Then they got into a huge fight about a sign he wanted to hang up, so she responded by throwing a beer at his brand new TV while dancing to her favorite album. The cops were called and my "friend" ended up spending the night at his manager's house. What a wild night. Also, is it even possible to have three vasectomies?
Hopefully you at least took an audio souvenir!