Took me a minute

Silly title..Valve can't count to three

Well did a bear do 9/11?

@title Some people refuse to use the words human, mankind, or humankind all because they have the word man in it..these people are idiots..so yes, you can be too politically correct

But it's the winter Olympics

This can't be real..why does he just carry around thousands of dollars in an envelope in his car?

Yeah but did you know the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?

Who gives a kid a knife and a razor?

Im not crying..youre crying

What if im a dad and baby sit kids that are not mine?

Well i mean..it was his arm that broke so

I'm going to live a reaaaallly long life then