So, there is a bench that lets you stay 15 minutes on it for one coin

Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough

But why tho?

Sit on the back of the bench

Does it at least warn you when your time is almost up or do you get an ass full of spike if you lose track of time ?

like sitting on the ground is that much worse compared to that bench. Like really who is gonna pay for this when you can just sit on some grass next to it like this is some hot commodity that i absolutely have to have in order to sit.

And that is how I became a fakir.