Because they're fuckin hot

Nice...

Did you take a "sample" too?

Half of a man on half of a man, but not the halves you think

Haven't tried wheat vermicelli, but will work with rice vermicelli

Everyone just goes wild when "I'm Walkin On Sunshine" comes up

It's all the sun gods carpooling across the sky.

Well, if the bones of saints are kept as holy relics, then the parts of the pope are probably holy as well. But it wouldn't be enough to bring only a severed hand, spleen, or toe. You need the whole pope.

Good luck trying to resell it without bringing the entire Pope over to exorcise it.

Mostly to save electricity during war time

It had a purpose, and it's served it. Now it's useless. Vestigial.

We need to give workers a job they can appreciate

Like fucking a toaster, which hasn't heated up yet, but will

But you can still be practically enslaved in the US if you're a "criminal", not to mention human trafficking which also goes on here. It wouldn't be entirely right to say that it ended in the western world.

They can be p cute, tiny dicks

A hospital shouldn't really be a business... In fact, hospitals can't be for profit in Japan.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_care_system_in_Japan

And that guy's name was.... Albert Einstein