Roses are red, I want to be slim

Hitting too many blunts in the rectory?

If I recall, that excerpt from the Bible was talking about people being thrown to the Lions, not running towards them.

dude: Lord will save me!!!
Lord: lol daffud are you? why do i have to listen to you

Well at least he'll get to meet the lord

just have faith...

This makes me very happy.

The Lord ain't gonna waste his time saving your dumb ass.

dumbass.

g o o d .

God helps those who don't run up to lions expecting to come out unscathed.

Little did he know that lion just prayed for a good meal

What exactly is the red outline in the picture showing?

I hope the lion is ok. The bloke is an idiot and deserved to get mauled.