nevets2802

nevets2802


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No it's not 3 comments
nevets2802 · 31 weeks ago
Sitting on the toilet with constipation and nothing coming out is rock bottom, almost literally.
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Thanks bud 4 comments
nevets2802 · 32 weeks ago
Currently 1.09am and the neighbours cockerel (couple of open fields between us) is doing his thing, the noisy sod.
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Bison are big 8 comments
nevets2802 · 34 weeks ago
Magnificent.
Oh shit oh f**k 4 comments
nevets2802 · 37 weeks ago
Sous vide.
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Yasmine can still get it, honestly 11 comments
nevets2802 · 38 weeks ago
I'm sure the plastic surgery had nothing to do with it.
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Yeah, first day at school 4 comments
nevets2802 · 39 weeks ago
A hardened soldier coming home from the battle ground known simply as the school playground. She's heard things and seen things that will change her life forever. Coming to a school near you this Monday at 9am.
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He lives in side of us all 20 comments
nevets2802 · 39 weeks ago
No, I'm Penis Man.
Wait 1 comments
nevets2802 · 40 weeks ago
I can't get past the legs hanging like noodles part.
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Smh 3 comments
nevets2802 · 42 weeks ago
It's rear wheel drive with a high central tunnel. Looking at him he's probably worried that he might be a little erm... rotund.
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The Star Trek themed observatory 4 comments
nevets2802 · 42 weeks ago
Star Trek?
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Guy saves street dog and helps him become a beautiful husky 2 comments
nevets2802 · 43 weeks ago
Not all heroes wear capes.
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When you try to be philosophical 19 comments
nevets2802 · 44 weeks ago
The difference is Andy Kaufman was a comic genius. I struggle to get past your second post of blah blah blah without falling asleep.
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Any day 5 comments
nevets2802 · 45 weeks ago
Excuse me. British, not Europe. (Just kidding by the way)
My cat kicks my poor boy out of his bed and into hers. His face says it all lol 3 comments
nevets2802 · 47 weeks ago
Doggo needs to find his inner wolf and hoof the cat. Such disrespect deserve nothing less.
When you know how to attract audience 3 comments
nevets2802 · 48 weeks ago
I watched this a few days back. Robin Williams would be rolling in his lamp. Terrible.
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Welcome to the club, kid 14 comments
nevets2802 · 48 weeks ago
@aphelion. You are missing two of the most important reasons these animals deserve to be cared for. 1) They are living beings that hurt no-one. 2) They probably bring more joy to people than you ever could. In fact there's another , 3) they may not have much of an existence but they don't waste their lives bitching about different species and trying spread hate unlike you. And for that reason I'd rather see a million koala's live than one of you. You miserable tosser.
Dingo eating a shark while two snakes having sex. Welcome to Austria 7 comments
nevets2802 · 48 weeks ago
Hmmm, looks like Austria is as dangerous as Australia
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Hope he gets it 2 comments
nevets2802 · 50 weeks ago
Here in the UK it's Father Christmas, Santa’s Grotto, Reindeerland, XM4 5HQ and yes, you get a letter back.
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Why can't we have heroes like this? 6 comments
nevets2802 · 51 weeks ago
Probably the wisest words I shall read today.
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Seems to happen every time I go out to eat 11 comments
nevets2802 · 51 weeks ago
Jesus you like to write a lot. Here's are my tips for getting served in a bar. Wait your turn. When you get served order what the hell you want, you're a paying customer after all. If you think the bar tender is bypassing you it's because you're a dick, or they are. Either way do yourself and them a favour and find somewhere else to drink because you won't get any joy in that place. Tad talk over.
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Adds up 15 comments
nevets2802 · 51 weeks ago
tldr
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Good boi is still loved 4 comments
nevets2802 · 1 year ago
Shame they don't treat their bulls with the same compassion.
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A marked pen 1 comments
nevets2802 · 1 year ago
Don't know what the problem is. Should be the highlight of his/her day.
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Just saying 6 comments
nevets2802 · 1 year ago
Yeah but come on. Their hair is so smooth and shiny, it's actually unrealistic. How is anyone supposed to achieve the same shine? Not representative of real life at all and I think these dolls should be pulled from the shelves until the makers realise that giving dolls hair like that puts untold pressure onto young children to get their hair just as shiny and smooth. Will someone please think of the poor children!
WTF is this? 9 comments
nevets2802 · 1 year ago
Is it bad that I thought it was some kind of next level fleshlight?
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