GeluRegis

geluregis


The king of frost.
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Should’ve gone trick or treating, kiddos! 16 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
When you're lonely and petty
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Abraham Lincoln's top hat 5 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
On the bottom~
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My life is complete: Nutella for parties 7 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Und chocolate and sugar
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Chastity belt 6 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
It's implied that by wearing this, no one will have sex with you, but I bet I'd be drowning in pussy with this thing on.
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Neil Patrick Harris and Family Give Us Serious Costume Goals 10 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Smitty is a different user altogether
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How to Fight Wild Animals 16 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Hippos have internal testes. Unless you knew Hokuto Shinken, you'd have a hard time punching those balls.
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How to Fight Wild Animals 16 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Good luck with that hippo, or if the bear decides to pounce or drop its weight on you
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Audi A8 Japan edition 8 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
A spoon is more curved, and ill suited for rice, since the grains will stick and be hard to get off with a curved surface.
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Thanks Cody 54 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Hej
I'm from the north so I wouldn't know 34 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Can be the liquid mixed with a batter, the liquid in a ravioli pouch which is fried, and I think there's a way to fry spheres made through sodium alginate.
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Audi A8 Japan edition 8 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
https://www.audi.jp/rice/
An april fools prank...
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But... How would I know...? 11 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Ruble? Zloty? Rand?
Anti ladder technology 13 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Seizing money from cartels isn't going to pay for an entire wall, even if you used prison labor to build it.
Neil Patrick Harris and Family Give Us Serious Costume Goals 10 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
The wikipedia said they had them through surrogate, though either way, they're doing really well.
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Darwin award 11 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Self crucifixion is already a thing.
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I like nerf guns 13 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Exactly
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Someone at the city hall is lazy 9 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
"Where's your house?"
"It's on This Street"
"Oh, okay, point it out for me"
"No, not this street, it's on This Street."
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I like nerf guns 13 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
He was a carpenter. I'm not sure what use he'd have for an actual gun.
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Anti ladder technology 13 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Because things cost money, and a physical wall that spans across the US-Mexico border will cost a lot and do nothing to help our debt. It won't even keep a lot of illegal immigrants out, not the ones who simply come over legally and overstay their visa, or hitch a ride on a car or truck, or the ones coming through tunnels, or the many illegal immigrants who don't even come from Mexico, but rather from Canada. There are more important things right now, like making sure people don't die from a lack of healthcare, or making sure people are able to actually get affordable education, or even just improving our infrastructure.
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Anti ladder technology 13 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
They started designing sections of the wall that Trump wanted to waste funding on.
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Tis the season 4 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Goth Football, everyone is skeletons
/k/ommando on combat zones 5 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
The moon, no suits.
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And they say dogs are understandable 6 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
It's an art exhibit, for dogs
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Vice hq 9 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Big muscles, teeth, what more could you want? Of course, I prefer the green skinned orcs, but this is LOTR....
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This guy has a point about Rick and Morty Halloween 10 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Technically, anyone can be a rick or morty, depending on the universe. There could be a universe where morty is just a random ass guy.