How to Fight Wild Animals

Good luck with that hippo, or if the bear decides to pounce or drop its weight on you

Thanks for the tips. Imma go beat up wildlife

Who the fuck would fight a bear?

Punching Hippo in the balls is illegal?
Like it's okay to punch it in the face, stomach and such
But don't punch hippo in the balls cause there is an official paper work saying you can not punch hippo in the balls

I'm not really sure any of these would work tbh, conventional weaponry would tho

I thought these would work, but got to the gorilla and saw the first step and was like "oh hell no"

the hippo one was hilarious.

When I saw the kangaroo one, I legit thought it was real advice, just from someone stupid.

Butwhat if the hippo a female?

Today's lesson: don't fight a gorilla.

I love how it says Kangaroos have small arms... Just look at the pictures in this response https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=167118121&p=1354763451&viewfull=1#post1354763451