Morgan Woods

thedarksmudge


— Morgan Woods Report User
We met at the audition 3 comments
thedarksmudge · 28 weeks ago
I still get notifications from the first time this was posted a year ago
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Highly suspect 6 comments
thedarksmudge · 29 weeks ago
worst part is writing stats for literally everything cause you know they are going to try something on someone/something
Just realized how ironic it is 3 comments
thedarksmudge · 33 weeks ago
Shhh, let it last
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Men will be men 14 comments
thedarksmudge · 35 weeks ago
Fun Fact Y'all, Both Sexes cells age at different rates. Females are like elastic bands, they can remain looking the same for quite some time until it snaps and then they age quite quickly, whereas males begin aging younger and more slowly as it continues at a similar rate throughout their lives.
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No one reads this anyway 1 comments
thedarksmudge · 48 weeks ago
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
Look at the detail of this Michelangelo sculpture 9 comments
thedarksmudge · 48 weeks ago
A four metre corpse
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Sad times when we need to humorously counter arguments like this 17 comments
thedarksmudge · 1 year ago
Cats.... Aren't.... Omnivores...
Please don't feed your cats a vegan diet, they literally require meat. it is the only thing their bowels are designed to digest
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It really is 8 comments
thedarksmudge · 1 year ago
What is it?
This cake hurts my brain 8 comments
thedarksmudge · 1 year ago
Why there spaghetti?
Iraqi soldier removes suicide belt from boy in Mosul (with English subtitles) 6 comments
thedarksmudge · 1 year ago
"This is Hassan Blaise, The explosive expert" Makes you wonder how many times he does this to be going, "Hey, It's me, Ya Boi, Here to save the day again"
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They consider tipping rude 6 comments
thedarksmudge · 1 year ago
In Australia noone really does it. It's considered foreign and odd
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Whose side are you on? 80 comments
thedarksmudge · 1 year ago
@rosalinas , for some reason I feel it would be entertaining to see you beat someones ass over a fish tank
Whose side are you on? 80 comments
thedarksmudge · 1 year ago
"Daaaaaddy"
Strayans don't fock around mate 6 comments
thedarksmudge · 1 year ago
DON'T BE A TOSSER, PUT IT IN THE BIN
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Hahahaha good ol Deadpool. Even his mind can jack ya up!! 5 comments
thedarksmudge · 1 year ago
What about Food Boy?
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To those stupid questions 101 comments
thedarksmudge · 1 year ago
CAN GUESTS JUST SHUT YA MOUTHS. IT'S BEEN A YEAR, IT'S ALL BEEN SAID
Oh shit Zuckerberg 2 comments
thedarksmudge · 1 year ago
I don't see a difference
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*hits blunt* 21 comments
thedarksmudge · 1 year ago
I'd do a finger guns thing but thats cringy
For that kind of girls 18 comments
thedarksmudge · 1 year ago
True
For that kind of girls 18 comments
thedarksmudge · 1 year ago
You've done me a befuddle friend. Is this meant to be a seperate comment? Cause I was stating my mother has no breast of fat tissue in her chest
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*hits blunt* 21 comments
thedarksmudge · 1 year ago
I also enjoy improvising my works, especially drama. made me fail maths tho
For that kind of girls 18 comments
thedarksmudge · 1 year ago
Unless you're my mum, she has none
When you have no idea what you are doing but still get the job done 4 comments
thedarksmudge · 1 year ago
20 strenght. 0 dexterity
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For that kind of girls 18 comments
thedarksmudge · 1 year ago
both
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Mystery 8 comments
thedarksmudge · 1 year ago
Thats a grandma... not a dog
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