Damn youse!! 9 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
You're 75% sure to get digital herpes on your computer
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Noice 21 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
We can have cartoons with adult themes, but why does it specifically have to be like Big Mouth.
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I Think I've Found The Problem 4 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
Killed almost every person on the titanic too, and technically caused the challenger explosion.
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Noice 21 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
And also most "adult" animation that copies that Seth MacFarlane art style.
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Perfection 7 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
Alternatively, the ancient germanic tribe, the Goths, who attacked the Roman empire.
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If anyone finds out let me know! 3 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
Generally, it's not something you can do on your own... Unless you have a crooked doctor friend and a good amount of money, it's gonna be near impossible.
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"Wine makes you live longer" 7 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
Wife and kids: 25$
Candles: 10$
Horse: 10,000$
Health insurance: 1$
Food and house: 2$
Someone please budget this, my wife has a terminal illness
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Edited 6 years ago
Candles: 10$
Horse: 10,000$
Health insurance: 1$
Food and house: 2$
Someone please budget this, my wife has a terminal illness
Faith in humanity restored 6 comments
Faith in humanity restored 6 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
Because they were probably just trying to dissuade him from trying to get a job there.
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You just played yourself 3 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
If there was an attempt, it was never stated. This was done entirely with man in mind, rather, out of spite towards men.
Good answer 19 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
He's just an old granddad dragon. The only father figure the dragonborn has.
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Easy money 9 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
All those poor people with cold buttholes, without a reliable source of income...
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Nice to be a hot guy 10 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
Stiff? He just created the perfect situation, you and another guy, alone in the same room, almost naked.
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Once wounded, plants use calcium signals to warn distant tissues of future attacks 8 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
Or increase levels of toxic chemicals, or move important nutrients away from that area.
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So many ways 25 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
There's an even more chaotic evil off to the side, where the sandwich is blended, rendering it into countless, equally portioned pieces.
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“I chimed in!” 4 comments
He meant like a piano 20 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
Then, maybe it's just the way she's holding the base of the dick, positioned similar to a cello, her fingers.