So many ways

Lawful Neutral who wants to dabble in Neutral Evil for a sandwich just to see what it’s like.

Well I've got an uncut sandwich to use.

Was that a double entendre?

Gross. That’d be gross.

I'm gross then, sorry I grew up poor, food is food.

food is food until it aint. Wasting that shit is heresy. Even if you gonna cut that shit off at least make bread pudding with it

Exactly, think of it like folding/cutting paper, you wouldn’t take an A4 and cut it vertically, that’s just silly. Imo the same thing applies to bread

True but you don’t eat A4. If you cut it like that, then the sandwich slices aren’t symmetrical. How can you live like that? I’ll bet you’re one of those people who doesn’t compartmentalize their food into specific regions on their plate, aren’t you? You probably just swirl everything up into a pile of edible chaos because fuck convention and visual presentation. You are the anarchist of the human digestive process. Get some help.

Well yeah, I mash everything together, but I’m Dutch, it’s kind of our whole cuisine

Why am I not surprised?

*freaking decks you*

Where in the name of god did you hear that falsehood?

Don't think they're dropping them. Pathfinder version 2 is in the making (I know, I know, not D&D) and they kept the alignments too.